"sorry, i fucked your wife." blitza croaked, flashing a razor-toothed grin at prince stellan before getting out of that courtyard before he noticed the priceless artifact of his tucked under her arm and murdered her for stealing it (and for fucking...
[A/N: So....... This chap and the next 2 takes place after s2e9 apology tour, which is why Blitza has her crystal. I haven't written all the way to apology tour just yet, but I figured...... why not post this chap anyway, since I've already written and drawn it?
I might or might not delete this chap and repost it after my apology tour chap. Or make another book that's JUST for the hb shorts. Nufdskhfuliresnulfuikernfuiknsflriresfjkjlsfren I got no clue :D]
"EAT MY SHIT, SPIDER!" Blitza yelled as she wildly tapped both thumbs on her phone, which was held horizontally in her hands while her feet were propped up on her desk. She was lost in the digital world of her video game, where her avatar was pummeling a giant spider with fireballs.
"No no no, crap!" She cried as the spider managed to dodge her next fireball, then it punched her avatar, which knocked the avatar 10 feet backwards and made her lose 5 health points. She struggled to get to her feet before the spider came close enough to land a 2nd strike on her.
"Am I interrupting something important?" A voice demanded irritably.
Blitza looked up to see a Sinner standing before her, scowling at her with his arms crossed. He was a man dressed in thick wintery clothing and cracked goggles on his head, with icicles dripping off him, light blue skin, darker blue horns on his head and a tail.
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"Yes, yeah, sorry!" she said, quickly tossing her phone aside and sitting up more primly. "You— ugh, you stink of the living world! Did you just die?"
"Yes. And I came here as soon as I could because I need a job done as fast as possible." the man said.
"What is it?"
"So I'm a researcher, and me and my crew were travelling to Antarctica to study the wildlife there. But when I—"
"Antarctica?" Blitza asked. "Oh, sir, I hope you're not asking us to go there! We're cold-blooded creatures, we'll freeze to death!"
"Shut up and listen!" he snapped. "I went off on my own for a day to study something, but I got killed by a pack of rabid beasts. I tried to shoot them with the gun I was carrying but there were just too many. They weren't anywhere near my crewmates' campsite, but I just know they'll travel over there soon, and I doubt my crew will have a chance if they're totally unprepared. So I need you impish creatures to go up there and warn them before it's too late."
Blitza groaned. "My complexion is gonna get all pale and pasty as shit from all that cold. The things I do for this company..." she grabbed her megaphone and shouted into it, which made the man wince and cover his ears. "M&M, run home and grab your warmest jackets and snowboots! We're going to Antarctica!"
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Soon M&M were dressed in matching dark green jackets and gloves, while Blitza wore a shimmering silver coat with a black hoodie underneath it and purple gloves.
