(We open in a fancy ass house and zoom into and see a red and black three head hellhound who is he you might be asking well he's the son of Lucifer and Beelzebub one night at a party they got drunk and had me but they both love me as their son even Lilith as my sep mom like me because she always wanted a son anyway I've bin on my own for about five year and let me tell you I am bored being the son of the king of hell you have no challenges even when I have one head to blend in with other hounds)
Cerberus: (yawning) I wonder what today has in store for me.
Whirl: Um well I can tell you from one I can't feel my leg and man you were literally sucking the life out of me
Cerberus: Oh don't call me that you make me sound like some kind chupacabra but for pussy instead of goats.
Skyler: um hello sir.
Cerberus:oh um hey dolly what's up?
Skyler: um the royal to do list is today the thing that I get paid to do that is your job as the prince of hell and gluten so that way your no laying in bed-
Cerberus: yeah half drunk covered in sweat Booze and well whirl too.
Skyler: and my sweat to.
Cerberus: Wait what?
Skyler: and so let's get on with it you have a brunch meeting with your step mom Lilith at 12:00, meeting you sister at the news station at 3:00, and octave called and asked if you're available for a snuggle and finally
(I soon head to the shower and clean myself up and after I finish I then get dresses and and then lay on the couch and turn on the TV and wait)
Cerberus: Let's see what hell TV has to offer today.
(I flip those channels watching some movies and and TV shows till I stop and a commercial catch my attention)
Cerberus: Um that seem interesting and wait a minute. (Reverse and stops) the hell that's stoles book well looks like I'll have to stop and get the book back.
(But I first get in my car and my driver takes me to a nice fancy restaurant where my step mom is waiting and I soon see her at a table)
Cerberus: Hey Lilith I'm here.
Lilith: oh Cerberus my dear boy it has bin to long since I was you.
Cerberus: Yeah I know so what so Important that you wanted to meet me here.
Lilith: Well to see the son that my husband hade. Even if your not from me your still my husband son so that makes you my son too.
Cerberus: Um ok that nice I guess.
(After this we start to eat and talk about what's bin doing on but so soon brings in a gift form me)
Cerberus: What's this for?
Lilith: it's a gift I saw and know you just hade to have.
(I soon open the box and find a double barrel shotgun with extended mage)
Cerberus: ok this thing is cool.
Lilith: it's two barrels shotgun with two mages with a 12 shell for each of the mags.
Cerberus: Cool this is the best thing ever.
Lilith: glad you like it.
Cerberus: Yeah um hey sorry but I got to go but I have to meet Charlie at the news station. But I have something to deal with first.
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Hazbin hotel Cerberus
FanfictionCerberus is the son of bee the queen of gluttony and Lucifer the fallen angel and is the brother of Charlie what happened when he's soon finds a job where he can kill human with imps called IMP and soon finds love