Cerberus is the son of bee the queen of gluttony and Lucifer the fallen angel and is the brother of Charlie what happened when he's soon finds a job where he can kill human with imps called IMP and soon finds love
It's bin one mouth since I join I.M.P and it has bin fun but I am now sitting in a meeting about said company)
Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here. Moxxie.
(Moxxie gives him an a face like what the hell in response)
Blitzo: Now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie: What about a car wash?
Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
(He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out)
Moxxie: We can't afford-
(Cerberus then snapped his find and money soon appeared on the table and Blitzo looks at it)
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Blitzo: I'll be back just putting this in with the book. (Come back and sits down) Now have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
(Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a hammer, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man in her mouth, Cerberus breath fire on someone and Millie decapitates someone with a spear and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, Cerberus and Blitzo eating popcorn)
Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.
Cerberus: That was a fun Wednesday.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel. nobody watches.
Cerberus: I saw it moxxie and that way I'm here so looks like your wrong.
Loona: again.
Moxxie: but. Um. My apologies you highness.
Cerberus: Um for fuck sake moxxie it's bin a month just call me Cerberus.
(Moxxie just looks at me and nodes.
Blitzo: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's obnoxious about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Cerberus: That is true just ask my sister.
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Sir-
Blitzo: Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
