Uncle Ozzie/Queen mom

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The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Cerberus walks out and loads his shotgun while Blitzo walks into the office)

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Cerberus: No kidding we killed like thirty of them. Hey loona.

(Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth)

Millie: (yells) I'm still so jazzed up!

(She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group)

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Cerberus: No thanks hey loona come with me.

(He take her as they walk into the hallway)

Loona: Yeah what's up.

Cerberus: I got a great place for to go on a date.

Loona: Really where?

Cerberus: Ozzie's in lust.

Loona: Wait isn't that the place that like really hard to get into?

Cerberus: Yeah but when you the son of the king of hell they can let you in that and also my uncle runs the club.

Loona: Cool wait hold on I need a dress if where going out. Fuck all I have is normal outfit not some for class whine and dine.

Cerberus: Hey don't worry girl I got you.

(I show her my credit card as Cerberus opens a portal to a fancy looking tailor)

Snake: Hello and welcome— oh my start the prince of hell.

Cerberus: Yeah hey we need a dress fancy and nice.

Snake: who for?

Cerberus: Hey.

(She turns her head and see a girl that looks like she stepped out of hot topic)

Snake: Oh my start well I will do my best.

Cerberus: Oh and we have a date tonight too.

Snake: A date she dating the prince of hell then I'll make her pretty and beautiful.

(I then hear the sound you would hear in a cartoon as it soon stops and she opens the door)

(I then hear the sound you would hear in a cartoon as it soon stops and she opens the door)

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