We open in Octavia bed room as she is looking happy well more happy as she has choke marks on her neck and she looks next to her and sees a sleeping Cerberus. she's circling a drawing on a calendar of her face, Stolas' face, and a meteor shower. The starfall is today. She hops down a hallway putting on her boot)
Octavia: Hey, dad!
(She looks in her kitchen and around the manor, but he isn't there.)
Octavia: Dad? Dad?
(She sees an open foyer door, we hear Stolas' voice coming through it)
Stolas: Yes, I know!
(The scene jumps to Stolas out front on the phone with Stella, squeezing a servant in his other hand. Imps are loading items into a van)
Stolas: It will be there, shortly. Of course they're being careful!
Octavia: Dad, what's going on?
Stolas: Apparently, your mother can't exist somewhere for two minutes without the entirety of her possessions—
(As that happens Cerberus soon comes done as he in his boxers and eat cereal out of the box)
Cerberus: What's going on?
(Stella is yelling something incomprehensibly in response through the phone as he speaks)
Stolas: What? No! I'm not turning her or Cerberus against you— Yes, Stella!
Stella: (through the phone) never have to see your fucking face again!
Octavia: Dad? This is going to be done before tonight, right?
Stolas: What? Oh. I hardly think so. Knowing your mother, this will take all weekend. Don't be gentle about it, now! Break whatever you have to to get it all in there.
Cerberus: phrasing. Well this seems like a family thing. I will see you later Octavia.
(He slaps her ass as her jumps into a portal and lands on the couch in the office)
Octavia: Wait Cerberus do you want to (portal closed) join us.
Stella: (through the phone) What?! What did you just tell them to do?!
Octavia: But, tonight was supposed to—
Stolas: Darling, can we not talk about this now? Your mother's being a real B-I-T-C-H.
Stella: (through the phone) The fuck do you mean-
Stolas: Well, how was I supposed to know you can spell?! I've never seen you read!
Stella: (through the phone) I'm going to take everything! Everything you own!
(Out of frustration, Octavia slams the door and yells she rips up the calendar page, angrily topples her telescope over, and grabs a bag with her things and leaves the mansion. The scene zooms in on her circled date and then cuts to another calendar with a circled date of the 20th with the words Have The Talk It zooms further out as knives fly past the screen and Blitzo looking nervous)
Blitzo: Loona, honey, wait just a-- shit!
(He runs backwards as Loona runs forwards looking pissed)
Cerberus: That my girl.
Blitzo: Loonie, please, can we talk--
(The office's empty water dispenser is thrown his way and hits him in the face)
Blitzo: FUCK! Uh, I mean, wow! Good throw, honey! I-I'm so proud of youuuuu!
(Loona pounces and tackles him off camera. Loona grabs a picture off the wall and begins beating Blitzo with it while Millie walks past to the couch where Moxxie is sitting. She joins him on it and they drink coffee together from their matching mugs)
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Hazbin hotel Cerberus
FanfictionCerberus is the son of bee the queen of gluttony and Lucifer the fallen angel and is the brother of Charlie what happened when he's soon finds a job where he can kill human with imps called IMP and soon finds love