Hazbin hotel Cerberus

Exes and Oohs

The scene opens with I.M.P Headquarters. Moxxie holding his mug and Loona is sitting on Cerberus lap as she his texting on her phone. Moxxie looks around)

Moxxie: (softly claps twice) You know, I checked the scale today. (inhales) And it said I lost two pounds this week.

Cerberus: So why are you sitting in my lap.

Loona: Because your lap is warm and your back makes great back support.

(She said as Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone as she looks at all the pictures of her and Cerberus much to moxxie annoyance)

Moxxie: I. am not. FAT!

(The front door kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office angrily)

Millie: Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!

Cerberus: Hey Millie you alright? You look more blood thirsty than usual.

(Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button and it summons a cardboard cutout of a human then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout)

Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?

(Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, as Cerberus looks confused but she manages to calm down)

Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex.

Moxxie: Oh! Oh.

Cerberus: So what you bump into an ex we all got them I was dating what her name... Hellsa that it.

Loona: Wait who?!

Cerberus: Hellsa we date i dated her and Charlie dated him but we both dumped them but I did mine at prone god was that funny.

Millie: (retracts knife) He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock".

Moxxie: Wait, what?

Millie: Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—

(Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after)

Blitzo: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!

Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—

(He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits)

Moxxie: What is this?

Cerberus: What the fuck. (Gags)

Blitzo: Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them.

(He walks back into his office)

Cerberus: No fuck that!!

(He uses one of his heads to breath fire to burn the picture to ash)

Blitzo: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?

Crimson: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.

Blitzo: Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.

Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth (through the phone) your time.

Blitzo: Ooh, how ominous. (chuckles) Fine, whatever, what's the address?