Hazbin hotel Cerberus

Scrambled Eggs

We open with Razzle and Dazzle holding up a banner Pentious first week as Cerberus is holding her up on his shoulder as she hammer in the last nail)

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Cerberus: Yeah he may have bin well a snake sent to infoertrat us. But he's a pretty cool guy.

Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

Cerberus: So what wrong with steampunk it's pretty cool.

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

(We then see as keekee runs and Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on)

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Cerberus: Um a canon? Maybe for Charlie because bitches love canons?

Sir Pentious: No it not for her and hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

Charlie: What? Why?

Cerberus: Yeah man come on? I thought you were cool. Why make this skin slayer 11,000?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

(Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons, part, and other stuff, as Pentious runs over to them)

Odette: (holds out clipboard) Sign, please.

(Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes)

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

(Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie and Cerberus realizes whom he's buying from)

Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?

Cerberus: As in the hot señorita. With the big hands.

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.

(Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away)

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

(Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle)

Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.

Cerberus: Yeah. He's got a point. I mean we have a drunken cat, are striped spider, alistor, and what ever the hell nifty is?

Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.

Sir Pentious: But I don't. Except maybe Cerberus.

Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.

Cerberus: Oh come on vaggie his egg boiz are hilarious with all the random shit they say.