Cerberus is the son of bee the queen of gluttony and Lucifer the fallen angel and is the brother of Charlie what happened when he's soon finds a job where he can kill human with imps called IMP and soon finds love
(We open with the IMP gang and Cerberus all riding in the van with Cerberus in the front and loona siting on his lap and smiling to feel is chest)
Blitzo: I love this song! (poorly singing along with) ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
(Meanwhile in the back Moxxie covers his ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles they drive into an old crowded parking lot and their about to park till a pink car pulls into the remaining parking space)
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-
(Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE")
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?! (pulls out a megaphone) Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
Cerberus: is that really necessary?
Blitzo: Yes and if they don't you can just order them to mov— Oh, shit! Verosika!
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is. (falls and faceplants on the ground) three Rings DOWN!
Cerberus: Ah good old gluttony the place I was born. I wonder how mom is doing?
Loona: your mom what she like?
Cerberus: well she a vary interesting person. That know how to have fun.
Loona: Um cool I love to meet her (she lays her head on his shoulder)
Cerberus: Loona do you love me?
Loona: What- wait- um- I. You a Um?
Cerberus: Loona I have 8 other girlfriends. And well I will be honest your petty cute.
Loona: I'm cute. Wait so do want to. (Gulp) date me?
Cerberus: Yeah loona your pretty smart a bad ass and also your a cute goth too.
Loona: Wow never thought i be dating the prince of hell.
Cerberus: Well you are now—
(We are then interested be blitzo yelling)
Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!
Verosika: Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run.
Blitzo and Verosika: run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.
Cerberus: Wow he really does have a thing for horses?
Loona: you have no idea.
(We then see Verosika flips him off and walks away but Blitzo follows Verosika)
Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna.
(Then a muscular female Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and she growls at him)
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