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CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE: HARRY BLOWS UP HIS BITCH OF A AUNT
"HARRY, HARRY, OPEN THE DOOR!" Petunia demanded as the door bell continuously rang while Harry unlocked the door and opened it. To reveal his uncle and aunt, Vernon and Marge.
"Uncle Vernon," Harry said as Vernon was taking off his coat. "I need you to sign this form."
"What is it?" Vernon asked.
"Nothing, just school stuff," Harry replied.
"Later, perhaps if you behave," Vernon simply said as he went into the dinning room.
"I will if she does," Harry said as Marge looked at him after petting her dog.
"Oh, you're still here, are you?" Marge questioned.
"Yes," Harry sassed.
"Don't say 'yes' in an ungrateful way," Marge said as she handed Petunia her coat, "Good of my brother to keep you. It would've been straight into an orphanage ever been dumped on my doorstep." Glaring at the boy then it soon faded once she saw Dudley, "Ah! Is that my Dudles! Is that my little naughty boy!" Marge hugged him and placed kisses on his forehead.
Vernon demanded, he go upstairs and Harry agreed, quickly entering his room. Harry grinned mischievously as he thought of something great, he quickly grabbed a piece of parchment paper and a quill and some ink as he began writing:
Hey, Padfoot and Clone. I miss you guys. But my stupid aunt Marge is here and I'm feeling a little rebellious against my uncle, so I thought you two could company me, My Uncle Vernon doesn't know about this but who cares? If he gets to bring her then I'll get bring you two. So, do you wanna come to the Dursleys? I hope you can come.
Love, Harry, your brother.
He put in an envelope and opened Hedwig cage, giving it to her, "Go, give this to Lily and Atlas." Hedwig quickly flew off.
A couple of minutes later, Hedwig came back as Harry eagerly grabbed the letter from Hedwig as the owl went back inside the cage. Harry opened the letter and read:
Dear, Prongs
We would be honored to come by. And see these filthy Dursleys I've been hearing so much about, nice to see how you changed to your rebellious side for once and don't worry we won't bad, wink, wink.
