The Crossovers

Caleb and Draco

Caleb: Hi.
Draco: *pulls out wand* Who are you?
Caleb: Erm...is that a stick?
Draco: No! It's a wand.
Caleb: ...
Draco: I WILL PROVE IT, YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUGGLE!
Caleb: Muggle?
Draco: AVADA KEDA-
Tris: *jumps in front of Caleb*
Draco: -VRA!
Tris: X__X
Draco: ...
Draco: What the actual...?
Caleb: TRIS!
Tobias: *Runs in* Has anybody seen-
Draco: O_O
Tobias: Oh s***.
Caleb: Er, Tobias...
Tobias: I'll kill you.
Caleb: ME!?
Tobias: YOOOOU!
Draco: *Conjures a chair, some popcorn, and some lemonade*
Everyone: *Stares*
Draco: *Sits down* Please continue, this should be interesting.
Everyone: *Does nothing*
Draco: IF YOU DON'T FIGHT MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS! *pulls green apple out of jeans pocket and eats*
Me: *Runs in* DRAPPLE!
Draco: S'cue me?
Me: DRA-PPLE.
Tobias: What's happening?
Caleb: *Is being choked*
Tobias: *Squeezes harder*
Caleb: H-E-L-P.
Tobias: I CAN SPELL, PANSYCAKE!
Caleb: *Choking noises*
Draco: ...
Me: ...
Draco: CAN YOU PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE FIGHT!?
Tobias: What? Oh sorry. *Slams Caleb against wall*
Caleb: BLAH!
Ghost Tris: *Appears*
Everyone: *Stares*
Ghost Tris: Stop beating on my brother.
Tobias: *Lets go*
Draco: DANG IT.
Ghost Tris: Thanks for killing me, jerk.
Tobias: ...wait...
Draco: ...
Tobias: ...wait...
Draco: ...
Tobias: S*** I'm not even supposed to be here. Ghost Tris come with me.
Ghost Tris: ...
Tobias: COME ON!
Ghost Tris/Tobias: *Leave*
Caleb: ...why didn't you get beaten up?
Draco: I have a thing for not getting a scratch on my perfect hair.
Caleb: Your hair isn't perfect.
Me: *Punches Caleb*
Caleb: OW!
Me: Lol bye. *Disappears*
Draco: Oh, fangirls.
Caleb: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PUNCHED!
Draco: 'Cause you didn't believe in my wand, muggle.
Caleb: What's a muggle?
Draco: *Facegreenapple*
Caleb: ...
Me: DRAPPLE! *goes away again*
Caleb: Why?
Draco: I don't know...
Me: COME WITH ME DRACO! *Drags Draco away*
Draco: HEY! HEY! MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Me: Shhhhh, baby, we're going to school.
Caleb: ...
Caleb: ...
Tobias: Come join us, Caleb.
Caleb: Where did you come from?
Tobias: Neverland.
Caleb: REALLY!?
Tobias: *FaceDauntlesscake* No, you pansycake!
Caleb: Er...you got a little something...
Tobias: *Licks cake off face* Come on, Caleb.
Caleb: Are you going to punch me.
Tobias: Maybe.
Caleb: ...okay whatever.

*At School*

Me: *Pets Draco*
Teacher: Erm...
Me: *Pets Draco*
My Friend: *Also pets Draco*
Teacher: STOP PETTING THAT BOY!
Me: HIS FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Teacher: O_O
Draco: *Snaps fingers in a Z formation*

A/N: Hello, my readers! So this chapter goes to a few people who I meant to give a shoutout to a very long time ago.
alyssa_coyle
I_Luv_Nico
twentytwocupcakes
katz41
E-Slappy
Michael2729
Thank you guys for reading this story. I probably owe a few more people some shoutouts, and if you are one of those people, comment here. Sorry if I forget you I forget a lot of stuff.