Piper: *tying feather into hair*
Luna: That's good.
Piper: S'cue me?
Luna: You're tying a feather in your hair.
Piper: Yeah I like feathers.
Luna: Well you should.
Piper: ...
Luna: ...
Piper: ...
Luna: ...
Piper: Are you going to explain?
Luna: Oh no.
Piper: ...
Luna: If they hear us say their name they'll attack. Even if you do have a feather in your hair.
Piper: ...who?
Luna: I can't say, really.
Piper: ...
Luna: *smiles*
Piper: *continues putting feather in hair*
Luna: Do you believe in Nargles?
Piper: *blinks*
Luna: *plays with radish earrings*
Piper: What?
Luna: Nargles.
Piper: ...what's a Nar-Narg-Nargleese?
Luna: Nargle.
Piper: Yeah. What is it?
Luna: A creature.
Piper: ...what kind of creature, exactly?
Luna: Well...they're not particularly good but they're not that bad either.
Piper: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Luna: Must've been the Nargles...
Piper: ...
Luna: *smiles*
Piper: You know what? I think I'm going to go now.
Luna: Are you really? That's depressing...
Piper: ...
Luna: Where are we exactly?
Piper: *blinks* I don't know.
Luna: Then how are you supposed to get out?
Piper: ...Dam
Luna: I don't think you like me very much.
Piper: *cringes*
Luna: *curls hair with fingers*
Piper: *charmspeaks* Of course I like you, Loone-I mean Luna!
Luna: Are you a Nargle?
Piper: What? No. Why would I be a Nargle?
Luna: Because you're trying to muffle my brain.
Piper: What the Hades does that even mean?
Luna: Everything.
Piper: ...
Luna: *smiles again*
Piper: Someone help me.
Luna: I can help.
Piper: No. Not you.
Luna: Why?
Piper: You don't count.
Luna: huh?
Piper: Everything.A/N: Sorry that was short and not exactly the funniest chapter ever but I'm having a bit of a problem with writing my fanfictions and stuff. I just figured I should update!
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The Crossovers
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