The Crossovers

James and Posiedon (Part 2)

Poseidon: JUST LET ME TURN INTO MY AWESOME FORM!
James: Lol that sounds wrong.
Poseidon: O_O
Me: *Facepalm*
Poseidon: WHY MUST YOU MORTALS SLAP YOURSELVES IN THE FACE!?
Me: I AM NOT A MORTAL! HELLO, DAUGHTER OF ATHENA!
Poseidon: That makes me hate you even more.
Me: Yeah well screw that.
Poseidon: YOU DARE INSULT-
Me: *Looks at James* Can you believe this guy?
James: No.
Poseidon: *Slams head into wall*
James: Oh, so that's okay, but we can't slap ourselves.
Poseidon: YOU FOOLED ME MORTAL!
James: *Rolls eyes*
Me: It might be safer for me just to go-
James/Poseidon: NO!
Me: BUT I HAVE A DATE WITH LEO!

*cricket noises*

Me: ...
James: Who's Leo?
Poseidon: A demigod.
Me: A hot one-**** did I just say that?
James: Sadly.
Poseidon: I find it very hard to believe you have a date with Leo.
Me: I'M OFFENDED!
Poseidon: ...
James: ...
Me: THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T INVOLVE A METAL BAT, ROPES, AND KIDNAPPING!
Poseidon: There we go.
James: I like this girl...
Me: Aw, you're cute.
James: *Ruffles hair* I know.
Me: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a demigod to find...
Poseidon: Enjoy yourself!
Me: Thanks! *Leaves*
Poseidon: Now, mortal, if you would look away so I could change into my godly form.
James: Are we really starting this again?
Poseidon: I AM A GOD, YOU HEAR ME!?
James: Kind of hard not to hear you when you're screaming in my ear.
Poseidon: WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I AM THE GOD OF THE SEA!?
James: CONTROL SOME WATER, YOU DAFT MONKEY!
Poseidon: Oh...didn't think of that one.
James: *Facebrick*
Poseidon: *Controls some water that is conveniently placed in a bucked a few feet away because this is a story and yeah it can just be there*
James: *claps*
Poseidon: So, we've come to a mutual agreement?
James: You could say that.

*distant screams*

James: What was that?
Me: *In the distance* COME HERE LEO!
Poseidon: I think our little friend has found Leo.
Leo: *Runs over to Poseidon* YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
Poseidon: No, I think I'll find this rather entertaining.
Me: LEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Leo: AH ****!
Me: *Tackles Leo*
Poseidon: *Laughs*
James: O_O
Poseidon: Why aren't you laughing?
James: I'm disturbed.
Me: I LOVE YOU LEO!
Leo: GET OFF OF ME YOU CRAZY CHICK!
James: Oooookay...
Poseidon: *Claps*
Leo: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME, WOMEN!?
Me: AGAINST YOU!? I'M A HARDCORE FANGIRL I HAVE NTHING AGAINST YOU! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME!?
Leo: You're sitting on me -_-
Me: WHALE!
Tobias: WHALE!
Leo: STAHP!
Poseidon: WHALE!? WHERE'S THE WHALE!?
James: WHAT IN THE RUDDY WORLD IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?
Me: LET ME LOVE YOU-
Leo: NO!
Poseidon: YES!
James: THESE PEOPLE BELONG IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION!
Me: OH, LEO! WE COULD BE MENTAL TOGETHER!
Leo: I'M NOT THE MENTAL ONE HERE!
Poseidon: MWAHAHAHAHA!
James: Why? Why is this happening?