The Crossovers

Minho and Fred

Fred: *Humming*
Minho: What are you doing you shuck-face?
Fred: I'm not sure. What exactly is a shuck-face anyway? Should I think about getting one?
Minho: What are you playing at, shank?
Fred: Ohhhhhh...should I get a shank too?
Minho: Are you stupid?
Fred: No, just humorous.

*Drumbeat*

Fred: Thank you, thank you.
Minho: Well, aren't you full of yourself, shank?
Fred: Full of myself? Please.
Minho: ...
Fred: You know...I think I like you.
Minho: Thanks, slinthead. You're not too bad yourself.
Fred: ...what does slinthead mean?
Minho: Don't ask, really.
Me: OH! SASSY MIN-MIN!
Fred: What the bloody h*ll was that?
Me: HI FRED! I LOVE YOU!
Fred: Thanks?
Me: *Hyperventilates* OKAY WELL I'M GOING TO GO BEFORE I BECOME AN OXYGEN DEPRIVED WEIRDO! BYE!
Minho: ...
Fred: ...
Minho: ...
Fred: ...um...care for a little desert?
Minho: Why should I trust you?
Fred: Well, you just said I wasn't that bad... *holds up plate of canary creams*
Minho: *sassy sigh* Fiiiine. *eats one*
Fred: *giggles*
Minho: WHAT THE SHUCK!? *Turns into canary*
Fred: BWAHAHAHA! OH YES!
Me: GOOD ONE FRED! *Slaps Fred's back*
Fred: Who are you?
Me: THE WAND STEALER! *Steals Fred's wand*
Fred: HEY!
Me: MWAHAHA! *runs away*
Minho: *Turns back to normal* OH IM GOING TO KILL BOTH YOU SHANKS!
Me: LOL NO!
Fred: Lol?
Me: It's a muggle term, even though since I'm a witch I'm not sure why I said it...
Fred: Hmmm...muggle term...
Minho: WHAT THE *BEEP* IS THAT STICK SHE'S HOLDING!?
Me: FIRE AWAY FIRE AWAY! *Shoots red sparks at Minho*
Minho: WHOA!
Me: AHAHAHA! *leaves*
Fred: GET BACK HERE! *chases me*
Minho: ...eh...I'm too lazy. *sits down*
Tobias: COME WITH ME! *Grabs Minho*
Minho: AHHHH!

*At school*

Teacher: WildCatLover157?
Me: Hmmmmm?
Teacher: What...why do you have a stick?
Me: GAWD WOMEN IT'S NOT A STICK!
Teacher: That is disrespectful young lady!
Me: YEAH WELL SO IS YOUR
MUGGLEISHNESS!
Teacher: Escu' me?
Me: Uh-huh. I said it.
Fred: OHHHHHHH! NOW GIVE ME MY WAND!
Me: NUUUUUU!
Fred: Please? *boo boo lips*
Me: *tears up*
Fred: *puppy eyes*
Me: Oh...well...NO! HAHAHA! *Pulls a Voldy and screams AVADA KEDAVRA*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!
Me: WILDCAT WILDCAT OHHHH WILD WILD WILD WILDCAT!