Leo: Hi!
Tobias: *Pulls out knife and holds at Leo's neck* Who are you and why are you saying hi to me?
Leo: Whoa, dude. Calm down.
Tobias: Calm down? You could murder me at any minute!
Leo: I would never murder you. Set you on fire, maybe-
Tobias: FIRE!
Leo: Dude-
Tobias: FIIIIIIRE! HE SAID FIRE! HE'S GOT A GUN!
Leo: I DONT HAVE A GUN IM A FREAKING SON OF HEPHAESTUS!
Tobias: HEPHAEST-WHO!?
Leo: HEPHAESTUS!
Tobias: WHO THE *BEEP* IS HEPHAESTUS!
Leo: GREEK GOD OF FIRE!
Tobias: FIIIIIIIRE! HE'S GOT A GUN!
Leo: (-_-)
Me: WHALE!
Leo: What? Who are you?
Me: Um...A WHALE WATCHER! BYE!
Leo: WAIT!
Tobias: FIIIIIIRE!
Leo: SHUT UP MAN!
Tobias: ...
Leo: Good. Now, have you ever heard of the Ancient Greeks?
Tobias: No.
Leo: No?
Tobias: No.
Leo: No?
Tobias: DANG IT MAN!
Leo: Sorry. *Whispers* Touchy.
Tobias: WHAT!?
Leo: WHO!?
Tobias: WHY!?
Leo: WHEN!?
Tobias: STOP!
Leo: WHY!?
Tobias: BECAUSE YOU'RE-
Leo: WHO!?
Tobias: SHUT THE *BEEP* UP!
Leo: Okay I'm done.
Tobias: Thank you.
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: So...you like...cake?
Tobias: CAKE!
Leo: Uh...yeah?
Tobias: WHERE'S THE CAKE!
Leo: I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE ANY!?
Tobias: YOU SAID CAKE WHO HAS CAKE!?
Leo: WHY!?
Tobias: CAAAAAAKE!
Leo: DID YOU NOTICE WE SCREAM AT EACH OTHER A LOT!?
Tobias: YES!
Leo: GOOD!
Tobias: CAN WE STOP!?
Leo: I THINK WE SHOULD!
Tobias: WHY!?
Leo: BECAUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE!
Tobias: OH! SAME!
Leo: COOL!
Tobias: ...
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: (-_-)
Me: WHALE!
Leo: WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE!
Me: WHALE!
Leo: PLEASE SHUT UP!
Tobias: I thought we weren't screaming anymore.
Leo: Same.
Me: WHALE!
Tobias: (-_-)
Me: ANOTHER WHALE!
Leo: AUHG! GET OUT!
Me: BYE MY WHALE FRIENDS!
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: ...
Tobias: ...
Leo: Well I think I'm gong to get out of here.
Tobias: Yeah...
Leo: Bye!
Tobias: ...
Leo: *Lights himself on fire* THIS BOY IS ON FIIIIIIIIRE-
Tobias: FIRE!
Leo: Oh *BEEP*
Tobias: WHO HAS THE GUN!
Leo: And...goodbye.
Tobias: FIIIIIIRE!
Tobias: FIIIIRE!
Tobias: FIIIIIIRE!
Tobias: Fire...!
Tobias: Fire?
Me: WHALE!
Tobias: WHAAAAAALE!
A/N: Well guys sorry these are all so short but I need inspiration. If you have any idea let me know! Thanks!
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