The Crossovers

James and Poseidon

A/N: This chapter goes to Kid_the_reaper for voting so much! I appreciate it!

Poseidon: *Humming*
James: ...'Lo stranger.
Poseidon: Are you a demigod?
James: ...a demi-who now?
Poseidon: Demigod.
James: Erm...no...IMMA WIZARD YOU DAFT MONKEY!
Poseidon: ...
James: *Eyebrow wiggle*
Poseidon: Did you just call me a "daft monkey"?
James: Yeah.
Poseidon: But I'm the Lord of the Sea.
James: YEAH RIGHT!
Poseidon: I AM!
James: Please, like the "lord of the sea" would walk around the "mortal" world and be the size of a human.
Poseidon: I CAN CHANGE MY SIZE!
James: Kay, let's see it then.
Poseidon: You have to look away, mortal.
James: OH SURE!
Poseidon: ...
James: I'M GOING TO LOOK AWAY AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET "BIGGER". PLEASE, YOU SLIMEBALL. I'M A WIZARD NOT AN IDIOT.
Poseidon: ARHG! THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS AS WIZARDS ANYWAY!
James: HOLD UP.
Poseidon: ...
James: Escu' me? Didja just say there's ain't no such things as wizards?
Me: ARHG THE IMPORPER GRAMMAR IS HORRIBLE!!!
Poseidon: ...
James: Who in the ruddy world are you?
Me: Lol a person. BYE!
James: ...
Poseidon: So, as we were saying...
James: Right. THERE ARE WIZARDS, YOU USELESS LUMP! Watch! *Pulls out wand*
Poseidon: *Snort*
James: *Points wand at feather* Wingardium Leviosa!
Hermione: It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA!
James: ...
Hermione: Sorry, force of habit.
Feather: *Floats*
Poseidon: *Looks impressed*
James: *Brushes off shoulders in that awesome little dance way that he would probably do it*
Poseidon: I'm still a sea god.
James: *Major facepalm* OW!
Poseidon: ...did you just smack yourself in the head?
James: Yeah, it's called a facepalm.
Poseidon: *Facepalms* ARHG! THE TINY MORTAL HAS FOOLED ME INTO THINKING THAT IT'S OKAY TO SLAP MY HEAD!
James: Erm...
Poseidon: I WILL DROWN YOU, SON!
James: Lol, no.
Poseidon: ...
James: You can't drown me.
Percy: HOLD ON NOW, THAT'S LIKE A ME LINE AND A LEO LINE THROWN TOGETHER.
Leo: YEAH! YOU CAN'T BURN ME!
Percy: AND I CAN'T DROWN!
James: WHAT IN THE RUDDY WORLD IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?
Poseidon: WHY CAN YOU SEE ME!? IS IT A WIZARDING THING!?
James: PROBABLY, YOU CRAZY OLD BAT!
Poseidon: *Gorilla roar*
James: *Slightly more squeaky gorilla roar*
Me: *Monkey-like giggle*
Everyone: *Stares*
Me: Hehe...sorry, got caught up in the moment!
James: *Shakes head* I'm going mental. That's the logical explanation for this.
Me: Lol no. There's been a breach in the fandom world.
Poseidon: The...what?
Me: FANDOM WORLD!
James: Is that like...an illness or...?
Me: *Facepalm* You sound like Ron.
Poseidon: Who is this "Ron" you speak of?
Me: THE FREAKING PRESIDENT.
James: You mean minister?
Poseidon: You mean king?
Me: OHMYGOSHWHYISTHISEVEN
HAPPENINGANDIDON'TEVEN
KNOWWHERETHISISGOING.
James: What?
Me: OKAY, CUT! TO BE CONTINUED, PEOPLE!

A/N: Yeah, I'm making a part two for this. Spice things up a little!