Snape: *shooting sparks into the air with his wand*
Zeus: *walks in* *stares*
Snape: *continues shooting sparks in the air*
Zeus: *clears throat*
Snape: *sigh* What do you want, twit?
Zeus: Twit? I'm the Lord of the Skies, measly mortal!
Snape: Lord of the Skies, yes?
Zeus: YES! I COMMAND RESPECT!
Snape: I'm not scared of you, you arrogant little-
Zeus: ARROGANT!? YOU DARE CALL THE LOR-
Snape: There is no "Lord of the Skies". We are not living in a Greek myth.
Zeus: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE LIVING IN! WE'RE MAKING HISTORY AS WE SPEAK!
Snape: *sigh* Are you so set in your ways that you cannot accept the truth?
Zeus: I COULD FRY YOU RIGHT NOW!
Snape: I'd like to see you try.
Zeus: Do you not believe in magic?
Snape: I AM THE DEFINITION OF MAGIC!
Zeus: O.O
Snape: I COULD AVADA KEDAVRA YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
Zeus: E'scu me?
Snape: I'VE KILLED ONCE BEFORE I'LL DO IT AGAIN!
Me: *gasp* SEVERUS SNAPE!
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Dumbledore: DUMBLEDORE!!!
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Zeus: O.O
Me: :D
Snape: O.o
Me: :)
Zeus: /:-|
Me: :|
Snape: :/
Me: I'll be going now...
Snape: Get out of here, muggle.
Me: MUGGLE! OKAY YOU JUST-
Snape: *sigh* Imperio
Me: 0.0
Snape: Go away.
Me: Okie. *leaves*
Zeus: How...how did you do that?
Snape: I told you, muggle, I'm the definition of magic. BITE ME.
Zeus: Okay if you insist...
Snape: I WILL KILL YOU.
Zeus: But you-
Snape: IT'S AN EXPRESSION.
Zeus: ...oh...
Snape: ...
Zeus: ...
Snape: ...
Zeus: ...
Snape: ...
Zeus: Can I show you my super powers?
Snape: I have no super powers. I can do almost anything.
Zeus: CAN YOU DO THIS!? *Goes all supernova*
Snape: *looks on calmly*
Zeus: WHY DIDN'T YOU DIE, MORTAL!?
Snape: I AIN'T NO MORTAL, SUCKA. I'M SEVERUS FRICKING SNAPE!
Me: OH H*LL YEAH YOU ARE!
Snape: YES.
Zeus: IM CONFUSED!
Snape: Turn to page 394.
Me: OH. MEH. GERD.
Zeus: *sigh* I can shoot lightning across the sky.
Snape: Oh, I guess that's cool.
Zeus: ...admit that I am the Lord of the Skies.
Snape: Mmmmm...no.
Zeus: After all this time?
Me: *Gasp*
Me: *Squeak*
Me: *Quiet sob*
Snape: What is wrong with you, muggle?
Me: Nothing. *sniffle* nothing. Please go on.
Snape: *sigh* Always.
Me: WHHHY!?
Zeus: What is happening?
Me: LIFE!
Snape: Bæ.
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