The Crossovers

Umbridge and Me (I)

A/N: I really wanted to do a chapter where only me and a character meet, I don't know why. It's something different, and I figured it would be fun! Enjoy!

Umbridge: Oh, hello little girl.
Me: OH HELLO YOU *BEEP* SON OF A *BEEP*
Umbridge: Well that's no way to talk to me!
Me: OH H*LL YES IT IS!
Umbridge: YOU HAVE A NASTY TEMPER, MUCH LIKE THAT POTTER BOY!
Me: DON'T DRAG HARRY INTO THIS YOU LITTLE *BEEP* HOLE!
Umbridge: I WILL GIVE YOU DETENTION!
Me: IN THAT CASE, I MIGHT AS WELL USE MY CHANCE WISELY! YOU ARE A-

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SHUT DOWN. Please excuse us while we calm down our visitor.

*Twenty-four hours later*

Umbridge: Are you better now, you little rat?
Me: OH YOU WANNA CALL ME A RAT? ME!? WELL F-
My New Parole Officer: Ahem...Ms. WildCatLover...
Me: *sigh* I'm okay now...*BEEP* hole.
Parole Officer: HEY!
Me: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SCREAM IT!
Umbridge: Well, I still don't appreciate this.
Me: YOU DON'T DESERVE APPRECIATION. YOU DESERVE THIS! *kicks shins*
Umbridge: OW!
Parole Officer: STOP IT!
Me: MAKE ME!
Umbridge: DETENTION!
Me: SHUT IT FAT TOAD!
Umbridge: I AM A WELL RESPECTED MINISTRY REPRESENTATIVE! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!
Me: I NEVER HAD ANY RESPECT FOR YOU, YOU FUDGE OBSESSED *BEEP* HOLE!
Umbridge: CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING TO SHUT HER UP?
Parole Officer: WILDCATLOVER, SHUT UP!
Me: LOL. NO.
Umbridge: I-
Me: HEY! TOAD! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL YOU IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM!?
Umbridge: Harry Potter fandom?
Me: UM*BEEP*
Umbridge: THAT IS HORRID!
Me: SO IS YOUR FACE!
Parole Officer: OHHHHH! BUUUUURN!
Me: BAM!
Umbridge: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!
Parole Officer: BITE IT LADY YOU'RE A *BEEP*!
Me: YAS!
Umbridge: I WILL HAVE ORDER!
Me: *BEEP* ORDER, THIS IS FUN!