The Crossovers

Hermione and Teresa

Hermione: *reading*
Teresa: *walks in all annoying like*
Hermione: *looks up*
Teresa: What're you holding?
Hermione: Erm...a book. Might I ask who you are?
Teresa: I'm Teresa.
Hermione: Teresa what?
Teresa: I don't have a last name.
Hermione: That's impossible! Everyone has a last name!
Teresa: Nu-uh! I was part of an experiment.
Hermione: Experiment? *throws book over her shoulder*
Cat: MRRROW HISSSSSSSSS!
Hermione: Sorry Crookshanks!
Teresa: Did you say shank?
Hermione: Er...I said Crookshanks.
Teresa: Oh. Lol.
Hermione: So-
Me: *runs in screaming like a very angry monkey*
Teresa: O_O
Me: DIE *BEEP* DIE!!!
Teresa: *points to self* Me?
Me: *pulls out dagger* ARE YOU BOOK TERESA OR MOVIE TERESA!?
Teresa: UH...UH!
Me: TELL ME.
Teresa: BOOK TERESA!
Me: ARHHHHHHG! *charges*
Teresa: NO! NO! I WAS KIDDING! MOVIE TERESA!
Me: Oh. In that case...
Teresa: *sigh of relief*
Me: *pulls out WICKED gun* YOU'RE GOING DOOOOWN SISTER!
Teresa: *screams*
Hermione: HEY! HEY! HEEEEEEEEEEY!
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!? *heavy breathing*
Hermione: What did she do to you?
Me: ADHAKJWKFIWJFMDIAHMDISNSKFHAMSIFHSKFHD!
Hermione: ...is that like...German or...?
Me: SURE LET'S GO WITH THAT! NOW COULD YOU PLEASE GET OUT OF THE WAY SO I COULD PROCEED WITH-
Hermione: You still haven't answered my question.
Me: *huge sigh* Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeee. SHE BETRAYED THOMAS AND IN THE MOVIE SHE JUST LIKE-URHG. NO. BROKEN. I. AM. BROKEN.
Hermione: ...who's Thomas?
Me: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE.
Teresa: HEY! THOMAS IS MINE!
Me: *BEEP* WHAT!?
Teresa: UH! LANGUAGE!
Me: UH! JERK!
Hermione: ...Sooo you betrayed the boy you love?
Teresa: IT WAS FOR HIS OWN GOOD!
Me: UH HUH. RIGHT.
Hermione: Gurl that's just messed up.
Me: SEE WHAT I'M SAYING!?
Hermione: Hmmmm...please proceed.
Me: AH HA HA! AH HA HA! *shoots at Teresa*
Teresa: *screams*
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

*At School*

Me: *drags Teresa into school*
Friend: WHAT IS THAT!?
Me: ...I need somewhere to hide the body.
Friend: WHAT!?
Me: AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA *cough hack*