Sonia Prime (Genderbend Insert)

S1 E8: There's No ARRGH In "Team" (part 1)

The scene opens to the Inside Yoke HQ, an Eggforcer is configuring the generator.

Dr. Done-It: "*To Tails Nine* Well, if it isn't our favorite... What are you anyway? Possum? Weasel?"

Tails Nine: "If you wanna see a weasel, just look in the mirror. *zapped by an electric tazer* Yikes!"

Dr. Deep: "*To Tails Nine* Enough! I have one question for you, and you need to answer it very, very carefully."

Tails Nine: "You've already stolen my Shatter Drive technology. What else do you want?"

Mr. Dr. Eggman: "There's a whole Shatterverse of other worlds for us to conquer. And to do that, we'll need this mothership fully operational. *Leaves*"

Tails Nine: "Figure it out yourselves."

Dr. Don't: "Or we could figure out how to take you apart piece by piece. It's up to you."

Dr. Babble babbles and laughs. The scene then changes out in the sea, there's a battle going on between the Eggforcers and Angel's Voyage crew, most of whom run for cover.

Knuckles the Dread: "You know these scallywags?"

Sonia: "*While dodging lasers* Yes and no. Short version, they're bad guys after the Shard too."

Knuckles the Dread: "You mean the Devil's Lighthouse? *Ducks and braces himself* Let 'em have it! I already told you, I want nothing to do with it."

The Eggforcers continue firing lasers. Sonia notices Crimson Shadow in danger...

Sonia: "Whoa!"

...and rescues him to safety, in slow motion. Wood creaks from onboard the ship, resulting in the sail's mast completely snapping off.

Rusty Rose: "By order of the Chaos Council, surrender or be destroyed."

Sonia: "Rusty! This isn't New Yoke City. Come on, let's talk this through."

Rusty Rose: "Quiet, Hedgehog! I am addressing the Captain."

Batten Rouge: "She be Captain Sapphire!"

Rusty Rose: "Blu is Captain Sapphire? I wish I were programmed to laugh."

Sonia and the crew confront Rusty Rose.

Sonia: "How are you even here?!"

Rusty Rose: "The tides of war have changed. And as for how I am here, all of the Shatterverse is now the Council's for the taking. Last chance! Surrender or sink."

Batten Rouge: "What's the plan, Cap'n Sapphire? Hang 'em from the yardarm, send 'em down to Davey Jones, cleave them to their biscuits?!"

Sonia: "I hear you talking, but I have no idea what you're saying."

Batten Rouge drops back, confused.

Rusty Rose: "Fire."

The camera zooms out and the Eggforcers start firing at the crew. The whole crew are directly hit by a laser, blowing them back to the other side of the ship and knocking them down.

Sonia: "The Angel's Voyage is holding up surprisingly well."

Sails Tails: "Aye, she's stronger than she looks."

Knuckles the Dread: "You gonna do something, Cap'n Sapphire?"

He passes the Captain's hat to Sonia.

Sonia: "You bet I am! I know this crew. *Jumps up, pointing her finger up and flapping her legs* They're a well-oiled fighting machine."

She runs onto the broken mast with a wobble and waves her arm forward.