Sonia Prime (Genderbend Insert)

S2 E5: A Madness to Their Methods (part 1)

The scene opens to New Yoke City at night. Inside a ruined city, a few kids play around the area.

Rebel Rouge: "*Relaxed* Can you believe it? This is everything we hoped for."

Wolf Shadow: "Kids playin' with busted up Eggforcers?"

Rebel Rouge: "Not that. Freedom. With the Chaos Council gone, we can finally make New Yoke City what we want, what its citizens deserve... return our home to what it was. All the trees..."

Renegade Knucks: "And the beaches..."

They hear a rumble and look up at the sky. A Portal opens. They brace themselves.

Wolf Shadow: "This can't be good."

They both make their way to the top of a building for a closer look at the portal. The Mother Ship appears out of it, with Captain Dread clinging on to the edge of the aircraft.

Captain Dread: "*Grunting* This be more... than I bargained for!"

He falls off and screams while the camera cuts to Sonia - also clinging on.

Sonia: "Dread? Dreaaaad!"

Sonia leaps off and approaches to Captain Dread's level while falling. They hold hands. Sonia spins Captain Dread around and tosses him towards a building, landing safely. Meanwhile, Sonia loses control and falls into the trash skip - with the lid closing above her.

Sonia: "Oh, come on!"

Captain Dread gets up and stares at the still-airborne Spaceship, growling.

Captain Dread: "Me beauty."

The Spaceship beeps while it attempts to land inside the pod, with Mr. Dr. Eggman as pilot. It lands perfectly, lighting up New Yoke City, Renegade Knucks, Wolf Shadow and Rebel Rouge are dismayed.

Rebel Rouge: "No..."

Wolf Shadow: "So much for everything we hoped for."

The camera cuts to some kids playing with Eggforcer parts. However, the robots become rejuvenated, forcing them to stand back.

Denizen Wolf: "Sorry, Mr. Eggforcer."

The two rebels are spied upon by Eggforcers.

Renegade Knucks: "Oh, coconuts."

The scene changes to the inside of the Spaceship.

Mr. Dr. Eggman: "*Relaxed* Ah, can't you just taste the soot and ozone."

Dr. Done-It: "*Grunting disgustingly* We never should've left it in the hands of these ignorant peasants!"

Mr. Dr. Eggman: "*Angrily* But we've already discussed this! *Normally* Leaving to gather three Shards was the prudent decision. Now we'll be powerful enough to make short work of them."

Dr. Done-It: "You know I can't plan for a shatterversal domination with all those rebellion ingrates making a rocket! And didn't that dag-blasted rebellion start in your neighborhood?"

Mr. Dr. Eggman: "Rebels joined from all five districts. Besides, their hideout was in Deep's district."

Dr. Babble: "*babbling* We should just burn your district to ash!"

Dr. Don't: "Someone needs to feed the baby. He's cranky."

Dr. Deep: "Save this negative energy for later. Each of us has to clean up his own house, so we can make a beautiful mess of reality."