HuM TuM

chapter 27

Shukla's family at flight

Jay - abhi jo karana hai na su musu wo ghar pe jake kar.

Jay was yelling at his son

Sid - tu mahi ka gussa uspe kyu nikal raha hai

Jay - tu janta nahi hai Mahi ko , janbujh kar vansh ko diya hai sambhalne ko. Usko jana tha punjab maine roka to gussa ho gayi. Baat nahi kar rahi hai. Na kare mujhe phark nahi padata.

Vansh - mujhe chocolates chahiye

Jay - jab aayenge tab deta hu. Abhi tere chocolate ke liye me airhostess ko nahi bulunga. Dekh dekh humare taraf kaise dekh rahi hai dono behane.

Both brothers started looking towards their wives.

Sid - dono ko Punjab jana tha issliye gussa hai. Jake karenge kya waha? Phir bolenge Canada hoke aate hai. Sach me naak me dum kar ke rakhati hai ye Shenaaz mere. Apne lagane pe hi chalti hai.

Jay - Mahi bhi waisi hai. Mujhe anger issue tha hi nahi magar jab se shaadi huyi hai start huwa hai.

Sid - mujhe bhi, tu janata hai me kitna shant aadami hu.

Jay bhi like ye me kya sune raha hu.

Jay - dhire bol koi sune lega to sach manega. Tu agar shant hai ho violent kise kahate hai

Sid - ok, agree me gusse wala hu. Me apna gussa control karane ki koshish bhi karata hu magar ye punjaban mujhe gussa dila ke hi manati hai.

Jay - abhi Mahi ko manana padega nahi to sab band kar degi Mera. One month uske siwa kaise raha hu mujhe pata hai.

Sid - shenaaz kabhi hurt hoti , kis baat pe hurt hoti hai mujhe pata hi nahi chalta. Bas bolna band kar deti hai.

Vansh - aap dono mere muma aur masi ke baare me bol rahe ho na?  Me jake dono ko sab kuch bata dunga.

Jay - aise padegi na tere ko kuch bhi bola to tere mom ko. Soja 2 ghante ke liye. Aaya bada mumma ka chamcha. Ye ladke na maa ke bade chamche hote hai. Issliye ladki chahiye, apne baap ki side lete hai.

Sid - pata nahi mera wala kya karega? Mere side rahega ya shenaaz ke saath.

Jay - bhul mat uske rago me Shukla ka khoon hai. Karega to apne maa ki chamchagiri. Yaad hai hum chaar bhai bhi sab kuch Jake bol ke aate the mom ko. Papa, chacha jo bhi kuch bolte the humare mom ke baare me turant jake bolte the. Ye luv kush bhi waise he. Hiten bhai kuch bhi bola Gauri bhabhi ko jhat se Jake bol dete hai. Me issliye bolta hu ye vansh ke bajaye mujhe ladki chahiye thi.

Sid - mujhe bhi ladki hi chahiye thi. Aur abhi second chance bhi nahi hai mujhe. Pata hai na shenaaz ko second baby ho nahi sakata.

Jay - pata hai, Mahi ne to mujhe pahle hi bola tha ek baby bas hai.

Sid - mujhe lagata hai mera beta pura Punjabi version hoga.

Jay - ye vansh bhi waisa hi hai. Ye dono behane humare bete ko bigad rahi hai.

Dono bhai apna apna dukhada ek dusre ko suna rahe the. Jab flight mumbai airport me land hone ko aaya. Sid shenaaz ke pass gaya.

Sid - mere paas de prince ko. Tu utar ja aise hi, bags hiten bhai lenge.

Sana - me leti hu puttu ko

Sid - jitna bola hai utana kar.

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Sana comes to Shukla Niwas and Shenaaz and her son get a grand welcome there. Sana came to her room. The room was decorated with blue balloons. Ardas cradle was also decorated. On the table was a photo of the day he was born.