Nika POV
SundayMe and bey decided to get the kids out the house and have a little family fun time! Well mostly me, bey doesn't wanna go because she doesn't wanna talk to anyone and the kids just wanna watch their devices all day but we're gonna still try to have fun today! Right now I'm in the kitchen packing some snacks, drinks, and bandages cus you never know.
B: babe I really dont wanna do this
O: this isn't for you!??
B: why do we have to go out to a PUBLIC INFESTED park when we have Disney world in our backyard!?
O: B you are the reason why the kids are scared to go outside!
B: I'm not scared! I just...don't wanna
I rolled my eyes.
B:inside is fun! There's AC, there's food, there's tv, there's a bed, and there's you. See fun!
O: you are making the kids sheltered
B: and I don't see the harm in that
O: you don't wanna go because you don't want to talk to people
B: you're right! I HATE TALKING TO PEOPLE!! why do you want your beautiful wife miserable
O: Beyonce grow up
B: No!
She stormed off dramatically.
I blew my breath. She's the reason why our kids act like this.
O: Kids get in the car!
I put everything in my bag then grabbed the keys and hopped in.
O: are you guys excited
Gigi: mom
O: yea?
Gigi: shh
O: oh alright...uh you know it's really nice out we could just w-
Kids and B: No!
O: babe?!?
I snapped my neck at her. She's supposed to be backing me up!
B: what? these shoes are for looking cute not walking
I shook my head pulling off. The park was down the street so the car ride wasn't long. When we got there the kids didn't run off like I imagined them doing, they just stood closer to me like they were hesitant.
O: go head guys, go play
Blue: oh..I didn't know other people would be here
Sir: yea I thought you rented it out mama?
O: no we're gonna share the park with the other neighborhood kids
Gigi: ARE WE GOING BROKE??
O: oh my..
I ran my hand down my face.
Khalil: is this gonna cut into our inheritance??
O: would yall stop acting like little spoiled rich kids for one second!
I whispered yelled.
Sir: but we..
O: no you are gonna play outside like normal children and you are gonna like it! Understood?
Kids: yes
O: now go have fun
I smiled.
They quickly ran off. Me and bey sat on a bench making sure they don't kill each other or worse someone else's kid. We already had a lawsuit this year lord knows we don't need another.
O: isn't this nice? Fresh air nice warm day
B: it's hot as h*ll and there are bugs everywhere
O: oh would you hush! We needa appreciate the outdoors more
B: yea well I never heard of someone make a song about the great outdoors
O: no one made one for the indoors?
B: I see you don't pay attention when we're watching SpongeBob
She folded her arms.
I slapped my hand over my face.
O: I can't believe I married a child
B: I can't believe I said yes!
I chuckled.
O: I love you
She smiled.
B: Onika I really don't like all these people around my kids
O: they're fine
I noticed in the few minutes we've been sitting here bey overprotectiveness is starting to slowly come out. Which is never a pretty sight to see.
B: excuse me you just bumped my kid!
O: babe
B: no f*ck him he bumped OUR kid!
O: he's like 7 stop it
B: he did it again! Blue come here!
Blue came over confused as I am.
Blue: yea?
B: look we might live in the surbubs but we from the hood okay!
Blue: o-okay..
She quickly ran off.
B: look at that girl over there!
She was about to get up but I quickly stopped her. I don't wanna get banned from this park!
O: no no no! Bey babe remember we're in public and these are children
B: move!
She pushed my hand away and went over to the swings with the twins.
B: hey you're in my kids personal space back it up
The kid stepped back with a confused look on their face.
Gigi: my turn
Girl: nope!
B: um gigi didn't you wait in line for that swing?!
Gigi: yea it's okay
B: oh no the h*ll it's not! if you called it take it!
O: no no we can be patient
I grabbed my wife hand.
B: patience is for losers and ugly people we're getting that d*mn swing
O: oh
She pushed me out the way before pushing the kid out the swing.
O: bey! No!
Mother: excuse me did you just push my daughter off the swing!?
B: yea beat my a**!
O: no no she doesn't mean that! Hi I'm Onika this is my wife she just got a little overprotective we're nice people I swear
Mother: yea I really don't care you can run your circus how you want just don't put your hands on my kid
I gasped but before I could say anything bey pushed me out the way.
B: EXCUSE ME?? BABY DID SHE JUST TRY TO CHECK YOU?!?
O: I think she did!
B: hold my sh*t!
She threw me her bag before tying up her hair.
It's safe to say we can no longer go to that park.
A/N: short one💕
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Coparenting!
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.