Episode 24: Twelve Shots for the New Year
Onika pov
New Year's Eve
——————————————————Kalani walked downstairs on her phone trying not to make eye contact with onika who was struggling to put up decorations.
O: hey baby you wanna help me with the new years decorations?
K: not really
O: blue?
B: I just got my nails done
Ka: you can try Khalil
O: can you go get him?
Ka: mhm, KHALIL
O: I could've done that..
Kh: WHAT?
Ka: MAMA SAID HELP MOM RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE TAKES YOUR GAME
Kh: BRA!
Ka: just do it so you can get back to your game
I shook my head chuckling. These kids! Khalil came down and I slid him the box of decorations. He could do the super high stuff while I do the rest.
The door bell ring.
O: uh who's that?
G: hopefully not the guest cus you ain't ready
I shot giselle a look.
She becoming bey more and more everyday. It's scary..
O: Khalil can you get the door please?
Kh: WHO IS IT
Blue and Kalani laughed at Khalil attempt to do a deep voice.
Ka: boy that voice ain't starting nobody!
Bl: even MOM voice is deeper than yours!
Kh: mom is literally half man!??
O: uh uhn don't talk about my wife!
Kh: BUT THEY CAN TALK ABOUT ME!??
O: boy go get the door
Khalil opened the door and a swarm of people flooded in. They weren't just inviting their family, they were inviting their celebrities friends too.
Kh: OPRAH?
Op: boy move out the way! Onika Beyoncé!
O: Oh sh*t!
Ka: mm you're turning into mama
I rolled my eyes standing up. My eyes went wide seeing most of our guest here. I know I said the party starts at 7 but who actually comes at 7??? I wasn't even dressed!
O: oh! Hii everyone, um we're almost ready we just need a second but there's appetizers on that table and the kids can entertain you for now
Ka: what!??
Kalani whispered yelled.
O: I don't know take them out back or something!
Ka: okay, let's go see the pool everyone
Our backyard had a pool, lazy river, restaurant, tennis soccer and basketball court, campsite, playground, movie theater, and a d*mn zoo! I'm sure they will find SOMETHING to occupy them.
The guest gladly went outside.
I quickly ran to the room seeing bey still in the shower.
O: GIRL HURRY UP THE GUEST ARE HERE

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Coparenting!
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.