I know you guys really don't care what I'm going with my life (or maybe you do) but all this Superwholock love has been spurred by a party I recently attended. Here's what happened.
So we all arrived and it was super awkward because half of us didn't know the other half. Me included, are three Doctor Who fans, two Sherlock fans, and two Supernatural fans and then a couple people who were just into music, broadway, and MLP. Let's give them names.
Doctor Who Fan 2, Sherlock Fan 2: Me
Doctor Who Fan 1: Lilly
Doctor Who Fan 2: Dory
Sherlock Fan 1: Amber
Supernatural Fan 1: Charles (she also goes by Charlie)
Supernatural Fan 2: Tory
Others: Bentley, Tom, Jessica, Kyle, Felicia (the quiet one) and Madison.
So we sat in a room and played this murder mystery game for an hour that ended rather ridiculously (of course I was the ridiculous one):
"So the Mistress was dating the cook but the gardener was also in love with the cook even though he has a girlfriend in Germany. The gardener is close friends with the maid who's dating the butler who is cheating on her with the mistress. The duchess, as observed from her similar manor, is the illegitimate child of the cook and the mistress. The cousin, however, is in love with the tennis player who hates everyone including the mistress. And I, the hairdresser, am a secret undercover cop. I rule: the mistress committed suicide after she and the cook killed the master to save their child."
Amber: She couldn't have killed herself Kat. That's not how the game is played.
Me: Shut up.
So then we just started talking and it turned into a whole Superwholock reference war:
Episode 1:
Tom: We should play ultimate werewolf.
Madison: No, mafia.
Me: No, murder.
Tom and Madison: What?
Me: What.
Episode 2:
Lilly: So they'd be kitten-people hybrids.
Me: Kitten-people hybrid nurses.
(Collective gasp from all three of us)
Dory: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE DISEASED BODIES???
(Dory throws open closet door and is buried by an avalanche of pillows)
Dory: *Pops up* I'm okay! This closet's clear!
That was also the day we found out about Lilly (the host)'s pillow fetish.
Episode 3:
Lilly: We're gonna eat cake soon.
Tory: Pie!
Lilly: No, cake.
Tory: PIE!
Lilly: O-O *backs away slowly*
That is a supernatural reference and not just Tory being weird.
Episode 4:
Dory: *quietly humming under her breath* dooooweeeeoooo
Lilly: *joins in* DOOWOOOOO
Me: *joins in* BUM BA BA DA BUM DA
All: DOOOOWEEEOOOOO
Episode 5 (my favorite):
Somebody quoted, I guess Gabriel from Supernatural to start this.
Charlie: Oh my God, Gabriel my sassy baby.
Me: I don't understand.
Amber: You should put that on a T-shirt.
Charlie and Tory: *crying over Gabriel*
Me: I still don't understand.
Amber: And there's the back of the t-shirt
Tory: *starts laughing* Did you mean: I do not understand that re-re-reference
(she was laughing so hard she couldn't finish her sentence. I was later informed that this was a Castiel reference and made a mental note.)
Episode 6:
Tory: How many of you weirdos like 'Carry on My Wayward Son'
*me and Charile raise our hands wildly*
*burst into a rendition of Carry on My Wayward Son which is somehow a song I loved before fandoms took complete hold over my life complete with guns and kicking chairs and my stubbing my toe and Tory tripping and Charlie crying*
Episode 7:
Me: So yeah, I'm gonna start watching Supernatural soon.
Charlie: *asleep with her Team Free Will hat pulled down over her eyes* *suddenly jerks up and straightens cap* Wha- I heard Supernatural.
Episode 8:
Tom: You guys are psychopaths.
Me: We're high functioning sociopaths.
Amber: Do your research.
Then we had a water balloon toss where I was paired with Felicia and we named our balloons really stupid things like: Bob, Drake, and Pear. Lilly and Charlie could only compromise on the beginning letter of the name (don't ask me) so their balloons were named Donna, Dean, Doctor. Dory and Kyle named theirs after broadway characters from Calvin Berger. Madison and Jessica couldn't come up with a name so their omitted from naming their balloons. Amber and Tory named their balloons Lucifer, then Castiel, then they did rock paper scissor shoot for who got to throw the last balloons at their partner. Bentley and Tom got basically indestructible balloons that didn't pop even when Dory stepped on them.
Yes mom, this is what actually happens when I go over to a friend's house.
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Fangirling 3
RandomWoah, here we go again. This is your ultimate book of headcannons, randomness and jumble of fandoms. We made it to book three my lovely followers! DOOOWEEOOO This is classified as a OLD WORK WARNING but there is some pretty funny stuff in here.