What? A Gravity Falls Story

Soos and the Real Girl

We see the sign for the Mystery Shack's gift shop. Mabel is seen skipping towards it.

Mabel:"La, la, la, la, la!"

She accidentally bumps into the screen door, getting her braces caught in it and screams.

Mabel:"No! Braces! Braces caught in a screen door! Someone dictate my will, I'm giving it all to Waddles!"

Suddenly, Soos walks up to her.

Soos:"Say "ah," girl-dude."

Mabel opens her mouth wide as Soos pries her braces off of the screen-door.

Mabel:"Soos! You saved me!"

Soos:"Heh, heh! Just doin' my job, hambone."

He tosses the screwdriver into his toolbeltz

Soos:"I'll see you dudes tomorrow."

Soos opens the door and leaves.

Dipper and Mabel:"Bye, Soos!"

Wendy and Ricky are seen playing with a Chinese finger trap. Both tug their respective fingers as they wave at Soos.

Wendy and Ricky:"Night, Soos."

Stan is working on an attraction called "Thigh-Clops".

Stan:"Night, Soos."

Soos is seen walking away from the shack, singing.

Soos:"Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! Walkin' to my car."

Mabel:"You ever wonder what Soos does when he's not here at the Mystery Shack?"

Dipper:"No."

Wendy:"Not really."

Stan:"Not once ever."

Ricky:"Kind of."

It is, now nighttime as we see Abuelita's house. Soos is seen playing a video game entitled "First Person Puncher".

Soos:"Punch! Punch those leopards!"

He hears a timer go off.

Soos:"Oh, highlights are done!"

He sets down his controller, leans over and began taking foil out of his grandmother's hair.

Soos:"You're gonna make the other grandmas at the bingo hall so jealous!"

Abuelita:"Just a minute, m'ijo, look at this."

She hands a letter to Soos.

Abuelita:"Your cousin Reggie is having an engagement party next month."

Soos:"Wait, wait. Reggie is engaged? But he's like the poor man's Soos."

Abuelita:"I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now...in a way. It's time for you to start meeting girls. I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels."

Soos:"And with grandpa!"

Abuelita looks down briefly.

Abuelita:"No, he is not there...but, Please find a girl to bring to Reggie's engagement, for Abuelita."

She gets up off the couch and walks away

Soos:"Heh! No problem. I'm great at fixing stuff, playing video games, having a sort-of mustache."

He leans back in the couch.

Soos:"I could totally get a date in a week. Totally. Piece of cake."

The game that Soos was playing displays a message.