What? A Gravity Falls Story

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Ricky, Dipper, and Ford are in front of the Mystery Shack. The three watch as Bill begins his rein over the town.

Ford:"So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a... boop-boop."

Ricky:"I mean, I kinda wish it was more bang than...weird."

Dipper:"Weirdmageddon."

Birds caw and fly over three as they watch. Various animals and creatures follow them.

Dipper suddenly gets knocked over by a deer.

Dipper:"Agh!"

Gnome:"Move it, stretch."

Gnome:"Hey, we're scampering here!"

Ricky lifts Dipper back up.

Ford:"The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours and every minute his powers grow stronger."

Dipper:"Mabel! The rift must have cracked inside her backpack. She must be in danger. I have to go find her."

He goes to the walkie-talkie in his backpack.

Dipper:"Mabel! Come in, Mabel! Mabel!"

Suddenly, Ford stops him.

Ford:"Dipper. Listen to me. We can find your sister soon, but first we have to stop Bill. If we can blast him back through the rip he came out of, we just might be able to stop him before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe."

Ricky:"Are we, or rather you sure defeating Bill is even possible?"

Ford:"No. I'm not sure. But being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. Will you two follow me?"

Ricky's hands glow as he chuckles lightly.

Dipper:"To the ends of the Earth."

Ford:"Good. Because that's where we're heading. You also might want to step inside."

Ricky looks at his bracelet as he sees Dipper and Ford quickly run inside before running with them. A gnome suddenly looks up and points.

Gnome:"Weirdness wave!"

The wave washes over the Mystery Shack and over Soos' house, causing their barbecue grill to come to life and run away. He looks out of the window.

Soos:"Ah! Abuelita! A tidal wave of madness just went over us!"

Abuelita:"Oh, Soos, such an imagination."

He turns around and sees that Abuelita has transformed into a chair.

Soos:"Ah! You've turned into a chair!"

Abuelita:"Why don't you have a seat and relax?"

Soos:"But what about you? And my friends?"

Abuelita:"I'll be fine. You go help the others."

Soos:"When the universe is broken, only one handyman can fix it. (Kisses Abuelita and runs off) I'm coming for you, friends!

Abuelita:"Time for a nap."

She reclines and begins to take her nap.

We suddenly see Stan nailing a sign to a tree before Gompers grabs the tassel on Stan Pines' fez.

Stan:"Hey!"

Gompers tears off the tassel and eats it.

Stan:"That's it, goat! It's time I threw you off this property for good!"

The wave comes over them and Gompers grows until he is as tall as the trees.

Stan:"On second thought, I'm gonna run like a coward now"