What? A Gravity Falls Story

Roadside Attraction

We see the back of Grunkle Stan's RV. He puts a bumper sticker on it that says "CAUTION: SILVERFOX AT THE WHEEL" as Soos & Ricky help pack it up.

Stan:"Nice. And don't forget bug spray! It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers."

Dipper:"Whoa. An RV? Camping gear? Are you running from the law again?"

The handyman peeks his head from the roof.

Soos:"Dude! It's the ultimate Oregon road trip adventure!"

Stan:"More like revenge trip. Every year my tourist trap competitors prank the Mystery Shack. Last year those hooligans duct taped Soos to the ceiling."

Soos:"That was a fun 78 hours."

Stan:"Besides that, they left Ricky wrapped in yarn before I found him!"

The older brother shudders at the memory.

Ricky:"I can still taste it..."

Stan:"Well, no more!"

He pulls out a map of Oregon's tourist traps and hands it to Dipper.

Stan:"This year we're visiting every tourist trap along the Redwood Highway, and I'm gonna prank back every single one."

Grenda:"Bow wow! Time to let the road dogs bark!"

Candy:"That is us. We are the road dogs."

Mabel:"Thanks for letting me bring Candy and Grenda along for our road trip, Grunkle Stan."

Stan:"The more the merrier. Just sign these non-disclosure agreements. None of your parents are lawyers, right?"

Stan, Candy, and Grenda walk into the RV.

Soos and Ricky jump down from the roof of the RV.

Ricky:"What do ya say, Dipper? You comin'?"

He makes his way inside the RV as Mabel holds a box.

Mabel:"I already went to the trouble of packing all your stuff. Even the stuff you kept in that secret box under the bed."

She accidentally drops the box, pictures of Wendy coming out of it.

Mabel:"Whoa. What the...? Ugh, what's that?"

The little brother quickly starts cleaning the pictures up.

Dipper:"Uh, nothing! Just...Wendy stuff...from old times."

Mabel and Soos:"Ughh."

Mabel:"Bro, I thought you were finally past all this. Ricky is with her now!"

Dipper:"Ahh, I know, I know! I know she's not interested and I know it's over, but how do you just turn off the way you feel about someone?"

Mabel:"Two words, Dipper. Move. On."

Soos:"Yeah, dude. And a road trip's the perfect place to meet new people."

Dipper looks at a picture of Wendy, then at the pamphlet. He looks up into the sky and smiles.

A couple minutes later we see Ricky in the front seat and Stan driving.

Grenda:"Man, RVs are amazing. I can't believe we're sitting at a table in a moving vehicle!"

Candy:"Ooh! Informational travel pamphlets."

She presses the pamphlets to her cheeks.

Candy:"I want to read them all and gain their travel knowledge."

Stan:"Kid, those useless pamphlets have never helped a single person. The only wrinkly old travel guide you'll need is me. Now look alive! We're coming up on an attraction run by the most black-hearted proprietor in all of Oregon."