Meet Ricky, Mabel, and Dipper Pines! Three siblings looking to just hang out during the summer with their great uncle Stan in a little town called Gravity Falls! Let's hope that nothing too crazy happens!
Inside of the Mystery Shack Gift Shop, Wendy, Ricky, and Soos are inside. The handyman is sweeping the floors while listening to music.
Am I blanchin', Girl we blanchin', I live up in a mansion.
Am I blanchin', Girl we blanchin I live up in a mansion."
Soos sings along, while sweeping broom across floor
Soos:"Am I blanchin', Girl we blanchin', I live up in a mansion!"
Wendy:"Ugh! I can't get that terrible song out of my head."
Soos:"Oh, you mean "Straight Blanchin'" by 'Lil Big Dawg? It's the catchiest song of the summer."
Ricky:"...who the hell is that?"
Wendy:"What is "blanchin" anyways? Rappers can't just make up words!"
Ricky:"Slightly true, but go off girl."
Soos:"Rappers are visionaries, Wendy. If they told me to eat my own pants, I would do it."
"Eat your own pants, eat your own pants, yeah!"
Soos:"I guess I have no choice."
He begins to unzips his pants, and hums. Suddenly, Dipper and Mabel run inside the shop.
Dipper:"Ricky, Wendy, Soos, we need to go see Old Man McGucket!"
Mabel:"We'll explain on the way!"
Everyone runs outside.
Stan:"Hey, what about work? Kids!! ...why is Soos eating his own pants?"
In the junkyard, the group is searching for McGucket.
Ricky:"McGucket!"
Dipper:"Old Man McGucket, are you here?"
Soos:"Here hillbilly-billy-billy-billy."
Nate and Lee is seen standing in front of graffiti that says "McSuckIt", laughing.
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Nate:"That's good."
Lee:"Took an hour to think of this, but it was worth it. Ha!"
They see McGucket coming out and chases them away as Nate and Lee laugh and run away
McGucket:"Get outta here, you salt lickin', hornswagglin!... McSuckit, they got me good."
He sees the group.
McGucket:"Visitors! Come, come."
As he leads them inside, Ricky looks at the tag.
Ricky:"Couldn't think of anything else?"
McGucket:"Pull up some rusty metal. You're just in time for my hourly turf war with the hillbilly what lives in my mirror. Quit starin' at me when I bathe!"
