........Wese Aunty khud hee car se bahar nikal aai . Me apna pant sahi se pehen ne laga . Aunty apni Panty pehen li aur car ke mirror me apna chehra dekh ti Hui apni lipstick ko thik kar ne lagi . Me abhi hui Aunty ko hee dekh raha tha . Aunty apne sir ke baalon ko thik kar ti Hui meri taraf dekhi par kuch boli nehi . Wese unki saree thodi kharab ho gai thi . Me unke pass gaya or unki madat kar ne laga unki neckless ko thik kar ne laga .
Aunty - Wese mera beta sirf dara ta hai kuch kar nehi sakta .
Me - Kya . Aunty . Me kuch samjha nehi .
Aunty - Me boli ki mera beta dill ka bahat achha hai . Woh bas dikh ta hai Villain jesa . Samjha . Aur tujhe mare to sidhe aake mujhe bata na .
Me - Ji . Aunty .
Aunty - Bas Bas itna pyar maat dikha me apni chut to nehi dene wali .
Me - Mene asa to nehi bola .
Aunty - Achha . Wese ak baat bata mujhe
Me - Han . Puchhiye na .
Aunty - Yeh gand mar na kaha se sikha apni gf se .
Me - Nehi . Par kiu ..
Aunty - Ak dum Khiladi hai tu . Aaj Tak mere 2 bhaiya or 3 bf mill kar bhi meri gand nehi phad paye . Tune to ak hee bar me phad di ..
Me - 3 bf ..
Aunty - Han . Unko lene thodi na deti hu ..
Me - Achha .
Aunty - Jab tak lenge nehi tab tak mere pichhe ghum te rahenge agar akbhar le gaye to . Mardjaatt ka kya hee bharosa ..
Me - Han . Han . Wese me ak sawal puchhu ..
Aunty - Nehi . Mere ghar ke bare me kuch maat puchh na . Mera ak hee beta hai . Tu khud hee samajh ja tere uncle me kitna dum hoga .. namard kahi ka ..
Me - Achha . Par me aap ke ghar ke bare me nehi puchh ne wala ..
Aunty - Phir ..
Me - Kya aap ki chut bhi tite hai ..
Aunty - Agar me "Han" boli to ..
Me - To me aap ke ghar pahanch jaunga
Aunty - Tujhme to bahat himat hai mere ghar aake meri lega ..
Me - Han . Agar aap bulaogi to ..
Aunty - Itni bewakuf me nehi hu jo tere jese janwar ko apne ghar pe bulaungi or jo kam kar ne aaye the . Woh to tune kiya nehi .
Me - Kan sa Kam .
Aunty - Jo lemon juice tune giraya tha use saf kan karega . Chal jaldi se yaha aa or saf kar de ..
Boll kar apne pichhe ki taraf se car se chipak gai or apni saree ko thoda side kar di . Me samajh gaya or unke pass gaya . Niche jhuk kar unki Kamal ko apni juban se chat ne laga . Wese lemon juice ka test to aaraha tha or sath hee sath ak ajib si khusbu aarahi thi . Me bas chat te huye ja yaha tha . Bas thodi hee der hua hoga . Aunty mujhe upar utha ne lagi .
Dekha to uncle isi taraf aarahe the . Me me khada hua or apne sir ke baal thik kar ta hua . Thoda side me chala gaya .
Aunty - Ho Gaya beta . Chale aab .
Uncle - Itni der kya kar rahi ho tum ..
Aunty - kuch nehi . Woh mitha gir gaya tha to . Thodi ajib lag rahi thi .
