Kik||Ashton Irwin||

Chapter 5

SmAsh: Hello my dear Ally :)

Ally_aye: Back to SmAshton?

SmAsh: Nope, just SmAsh. The guys and I are doing our super hero names.

Ally_aye: What's my super hero name??

SmAsh: Hmmm

SmAsh: The Incredible Ally

Ally_aye: Too long. :/

SmAsh: Al-E?

Ally_aye: How's that a superhero name?

SmAsh: How's Mikerowave a superhero name?

Ally_aye: It's not..?

SmAsh: Tell that to Mikey.

*in group message*

Al-E: Mikerowave is not a superhero name, Michael.

Mikerowave: Neither is Al-E.

Al-E: Touché.

Cal-Pal: Hey guys.

SmAsh: Hello, Calum.

Mikerowave: I'm eating a Hot Pocket.

Al-E: The ham and cheese kind?

Mikerowave: Ofc.

Al-E: Hell yeah.

Cal-Pal: Where's Luke-Ass?

Al-E: Omf is that his superhero name??!

Fluke: No. :-/

Al-E: Oh, hey Luke.

Fluke: Hi Ally.

SmAsh: What are you guys doing?

Mikerowave: I just ate a Hot Pocket.

Al-E: I'm showering atm

SmAsh: WHAT

Al-E: What?

SmAsh: Like, you're showering?

Al-E: Yeah?

SmAsh: But you're on your phone..

Al-E: Yeah.. Not getting the point here.

SmAsh: Just-how?

Al-E: I have a waterproof case.

SmAsh: Oh okay.

Mikerowave: Ally you're a rule breaker.

Al-E: I am.

Fluke: It's hot.

SmAsh: LUKE!!!

Fluke: Js.

Al-E: Yeah, well too bad I'm not.

SmAsh: She is.

Cal-Pal: You are.

Fluke: You are.

Mikerowave: You're super hot.

Al-E: You don't know what I look like though?

Fluke: Ashton showed us a picture of you.

Mikerowave: I LOVE your hair.

Al-E: Thanks..

Mikerowave: My hair is red.

SmAsh: WAIT

SmAsh: You said you're showering?

Al-E: I am.

SmAsh: So that means.. You're like..

Cal-Pal: NAKED

Cal-Pal: ALLY IS NAKED

Fluke: THATS HOT OMG

Mikerowave: ALLY HOLY SHIT

SmAsh: Guys that's enough

Cal-Pal: ALLY WTF

Mikerowave: I HAVE A BONER SORRY NOT SORRY

Al-E: OMG OKAY IM LEAVING BYE

SmAsh: GUYS I SAID THATS ENOUGH STOP

Fluke: Guys stop you're making Ashton angry.

Fluke: I mean, I would be too if people were talking about my girlfriend like that.

Al-E: IM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND

SmAsh: SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

Al-E: Yeah and I never will be

Al-E: I don't even know him hardly

Al-E: I wouldn't date a guy I met through text message.

Al-E: Especially since I've never even met him

SmAsh: Okay

Al-E: I mean you don't just date a guy you meet randomly through kik.

Al-E: I guess it's not technically meeting.

Al-E: I will never date Ashton.

SmAsh: Ally we get it

Al-E: Like seriously he could be some old guy who sent a fake pic.

SmAsh: ALLY I SAID WE GET IT

SmAsh: I GET IT YOU WONT DATE ME AND I DIDNT WANT TO DATE YOU ANYWAY YOURE TOO BITCHY.

Al-E: ..sorry

SmAsh: Fuck I didn't mean that

*Al-E left group conversation*

Fluke: You done fucked up.

Cal-Pal: What have we just witnessed

Mikerowave: I'm outta popcorn. Dammit.

*SmAsh has left group conversation*

Hello guys okay wow lol

I've been working on this story a lot lately I'm thinking of doing an update spam. Comment if you would like that. :)