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Chapter 64

AllyWay: ASHTON THIS IS KILLING ME

SmAsh: What is killing you?

AllyWay: WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND

SmAsh: I can't tell you that!

AllyWay: ASHTON UGH

AllyWay: PLEASE JUST A HINT ASHTON P L E A S E

SmAsh: Hmmmm idk...

AllyWay: PLEASE ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

SmAsh: WOah, WHATEVER I want?

AllyWay: WHATEVER YOU WANT

SmAsh: What if I want favors??

AllyWay: Ashton you know this, I can do sexual favors.

SmAsh: Oh

SmAsh: I just

SmAsh: I didn't mean

SmAsh: Can I

SmAsh: Ice cream

SmAsh: I was gonna ask if you could bring me ice cream

AllyWay: Oh

AllyWay: Yeah, yeah

AllyWay: Ice cream, I can do ice cream.

SmAsh: BUT

SmAsh: I didn't turn down sexual favors

AllyWay: Well let's see how well this hint is

SmAsh: Hmm let's see....

SmAsh: How well of a hint can I give that will earn sexual favors without completely giving it away..?

SmAsh: Okay, got one.

SmAsh: We will use special glasses

AllyWay: What

SmAsh: Nope, that was your hint.

SmAsh: If you really think about it, it's a great hint.

AllyWay: What the fuck, there are a lot of things I could use special glasses for.

SmAsh: Yes, but that gives away like all of it if you can guess properly

SmAsh: So now I get sexual favors

AllyWay: You are a disappointment

AllyWay: But fine! I'll be over in a bit with ice cream and your.. favors.

SmAsh: Hehe

AllyWay: Butt face

SmAsh: Hey! You happen to like both my  butt, and my face, thank you very much.

AllyWay: .....meh

SmAsh: GASP

SmAsh: ALLY HOW DARE YOU

AllyWay: IM KIDDING I LOVE YOUR CUTE LITTLE BUTT AND YOUR ADORABLY HANDSOME FACE

SmAsh: NOW YOURE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

AllyWay: NO I PROMISE

AllyWay: I LOVE THEM BOTH VERY VERY MUCH

SmAsh: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU

AllyWay: IDK YOU JUST GOTTA

SmAsh: ILL BELIEVE YOU IF YOU ALSO BRING A HUGE BAG THAT STRICTLY CONSISTS OF SKITTLES

AllyWay: OKAY OKAY CONSIDER IT DONE

SmAsh: YAY YAY I LOVE YOU

AllyWay: OH LOOK WHO IS USING WHO NOW

SmAsh: IM SORRY, I LOVE YOU

AllyWay: DO YOU

SmAsh: YES I DO BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AllyWay: OKAY I BELIEVE YOU

SmAsh: YAY

AllyWay: ILL BE OVER IN LIKE TEN MINUTES OKAY?

SmAsh: OKAY OKAY OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY

AllyWay: I LOVE YOU

SmAsh: I LOVE YOU TOO

Okay okay so guys.

History. Music. Video.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO ME, MY GOD.

ANYWAY, LETS NOT DWELL ON THE END OF MY LIFE

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