Kik||Ashton Irwin||

Chapter 47

AllyWay: I can't come over like we planned earlier Ashton...

SmAsh: Awh no babe why

AllyWay: I'm just a wee bit sick it's okay

SmAsh: How much is a wee bit?

SmAsh: I'm coming over to take care of you baby

AllyWay: Ugh okay

SmAsh: I'm making soup first

AllyWay: You stereotypical son of a bitch

SmAsh: Yours truly <3

AllyWay: I have t been able to digest food though Ashton

SmAsh: Awh no my love

AllyWay: I'm okay don't worry

SmAsh: How do you make soup

SmAsh: What the fuck

SmAsh: It says add two cans of water

SmAsh: Is that a thing like

AllyWay: No what. After you put the soup in the pot fill the soup can with water twice and add it.

SmAsh: What

SmAsh: Who even made this up

AllyWay: Omg

AllyWay: It's okay Ashton I don't want soup

SmAsh: What setting does it have to be at if you want it to boil

SmAsh: I'm going to throw this soup out my window tbh

AllyWay: 8 and Ashton stop you're hurting yourself

SmAsh: Ally

AllyWay: Ashton?

SmAsh: I hope you appreciate me

AllyWay: Lol I appreciate you Ashton

SmAsh: Good cuz god damn

SmAsh: HOLY SHIT

SmAsh: ABORT

SmAsh: ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

AllyWay: What's happening Ashton talk to me

SmAsh: HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

AllyWay: WHAT

SmAsh: ITS ON FIRE

Smash: I REPEAT, THE SOUP IS ON FIRE

AllyWay: ASHTON HOW THE FUCK

SmAsh: DONT QUESTION IT

SmAsh: WHAT DO I DO

SmAsh: OH SHIT IM GONNA DIE

SmAsh: IM GONNA GET SUED FIR BURNING DOWN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX

AllyWay: ASHTON PUT THE FUCKING FIRE OUT

SmAsh: HOW

AllyWay: WITH WATER YOU DUMBASS

SmAsh: OH

SmAsh: HOLD UP

AllyWay: Why do I love you honestly

AllyWay: Jfc

SmAsh: The fire is out

AllyWay: Bout time

SmAsh: Okay babe all I can offer you when I get there is cuddles

AllyWay: Fine by me love

SmAsh: Be right over :)

Guys I am so so so sorry I kinda went awol

I've been stressing a lot but I'm better-ish now so yeah! I came back to like

1.49K !!!!!

What even fam I love you all so much

You're the real mvp

Also Jacob Whitesides decided to make my life and follow me on Twitter icri like the pic is attached fam

Song of the day: Hey Everybody! Cuz ya know. SGFG comes out like hella soon.

Enjoy! Thank you all so so much again, sorry for going missing for like 39000 years.