Cal-Pal: Guys I don't think they're gonna allow us in Pizza Hut anymore.
AllyWay: Meh, sure they will.
SmAsh: No Ally. I really don't think they will.
Cara_Who: Dammit guys what did you do
AllyWay: IM SURE PIZZA HUT HAS PLENTY OF FOOD FIGHTS EVERYDAY OKAY GUYS
Cara_Who: Jesus Christ, Ally.
AllyWay: I'm sorry okay jeez
SmAsh: It was pretty funny though
AllyWay: Yeah see
SmAsh: And I love you :)
AllyWay: And I love you too
Cara_Who: Calum why aren't we like that
Cal-Pal: 1. We aren't in love yet 2. We respect people's feelings and opinions
Cara_Who: Half of that statement was true. And I respect people's opinions and whatnot.
Cal-Pal: Haha
Cal-Pal: Wait what
Cal-Pal: Um
Cara_Who: ..?
Cal-Pal: Hold on hold on
Cal-Pal: What
Cara_Who: I'm in love
Cal-Pal: With who?
Cara_Who: With Robert E Lee?? Come on Calum.
Cal-Pal: Oh. Is he better looking than me?
Cara_Who: What? Calum. He was a general in the civil war. He's dead now.
Cal-Pal: How can you be in love with a dead guy?
Cara_Who: The only dead guy I'm in love with is you for being so idiotic. You Calum. I'm in love with you.
SmAsh: *whispers to ally* ermergerd
AllyWay: *whispers back to Ashton* holyshitholyshitholyshit
Cal-Pal: *whispers to both of you* guys shut the hell up you're ruining the moment
Cara_Who: *smacks everyone in the head*
Cal-Pal: I love you too
Cara_Who: Wow this is really happening this is real
Cal-Pal: Yeah
AllyWay: YOURE WELCOME MOTHAFUCKAS
SmAsh: *drags ally out by her hair*
AllyWay: *bitch slaps my boyfriend then has amazing makeup sex*
SmAsh: You told them!?
AllyWay: No but you just did!
SmAsh: But you said that we'd have
SmAsh: Oh
Cal-Pal: ASHTON GOT SOME YEAHAHAHAHA
Cara_Who: ALLY YOU WERE A VIRGIN WTH
AllyWay: SO WAS HE JFC
SmAsh: ALLY I LOVE YOU
AllyWay: I LOVE YOU TOO
SmAsh: LETS GO CUDDLE
Cal-Pal: ILL BE RIGHT OVER ASHTON
AllyWay: FINE THEN COME ON CARA LETS GO CUDDLE
Cara_Who: BECAUSE OUR BOYFRIENDS LOVE EACHOYHER MORE THAN YHEY LOVE US
AllyWay: That sounds like a good Larry fanfic where Louis and Harry are dating girls but then they end up liking each other more
Cara_Who: I am going to write that fanfic
AllyWay: Give me cred
Cara_Who: Mkay
SmAsh: Ally why are we not cuddling what the hell
AllyWay: Right sorry sorry
Cal-Pal: Bye guys
AllyWay: Bye
SmAsh: Byeee
Cara_Who: I love you
Cal-Pal: I love you too
AllyWay: I see what you guys mean...
Guys I'm sorry I'm a terrible author and I don't update for billions of years but school hates me and homework comes out my bosom these days so I have no time for updates.
BUT I PROMISE I WILL UODATE AT LEAST A FEW TIMES A WEEK OKAY I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH I ALWAYS BRAG ABOUT YOU GUYS
Song of the Day: Force Of Nature by Bea Miller because we have some Carum love going on and plus ally and ashton did the deed. •.•
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