Kik||Ashton Irwin||

Chapter 34

AllyWay: Ashton

SmAsh: Yes?

AllyWay: Why do you bother keeping me around?

SmAsh: Because you're perfect?

AllyWay: Was that a question..?

SmAsh: Of course not! I'm just confused as to why you're asking me this.

AllyWay: Because I looked back on our old messages. I treated you like shit. :/

SmAsh: Yeah, you did. But it's okay because now is all that counts. And you only treat me like shit sometimes now. :)

AllyWay: Oh god I'm a terrible girlfriend:(

SmAsh: No! Not at all, Ally. You keep me well grounded. I don't know what I'd be without you.

AllyWay: Not stressed?

SmAsh: I'm not stressed with you, either.

AllyWay: Oh god, you're just saying that. I know I'm terrible. You probably hate me.

SmAsh: What day is it?

AllyWay: The 27th... Why?

SmAsh: Ah, that's it. I'll be over in ten minutes with some coffee and Hershey's.

AllyWay: What are you suggesting?

SmAsh: Your girl time always happens at the end of the month, so, I'll bring you chocolate and caffeine to make you feel better.

AllyWay: So you're saying that in the three months you've known me, you remember that I get my period at the end of the month, and that's why you think I'm acting like this?

SmAsh: Umm... Yes?

AllyWay: God I love you so much

SmAsh: The feeling is mutual, baby. :)

AllyWay: Like, I don't deserve you Ashton. You should leave before we are both in too deep. I'll only ruin you. Jake knew that's why he left. But I guess he died and I don't want you to die you should just leave me because I'm too much to handle and I don't want to ruin your perfectness okay so leave me please.

SmAsh: Ally put your phone down and watch Pitch Perfect and I'll be over soon with some Midol, too.

AllyWay: What is happening I'm crying Ashton

SmAsh: I know you are love

AllyWay: Why am I crying you don't deserve this Ashton

SmAsh: Shhh it's okay, Ally. I love you okay.

AllyWay: I'm gonna make some popcorn I'm hungry but if you want popcorn you're gonna have to make your own in not sharing

SmAsh: Okay Ally

AllyWay: Oh god! I'm so mean! Why are you still with me??? Now I'm crying even harder. 

SmAsh: Nooo baby open the door okay I've got your stuff. I love you so much.

AllyWay: I love you too.

This was kinda funny to write guys. I don't even know what this was XD

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Song of the Day: Perfect Picture by Bea Miller because it kinda fits this chapter.

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