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Chapter 37

SmAsh: Allycakes

SmAsh: You should really come help

SmAsh: These boxes are heavy

AllyWay: Dude have you seen your biceps come on now

SmAsh: Yeah but I want to hold my beautiful girlfriend instead of the stupid boxes :(

AllyWay: I'm having lunch with Andrew

SmAsh: Um

SmAsh: Who's Andrew

SmAsh: I didn't know you were doing that with Andrew.

AllyWay: He's my friend who's in town for a couple of days. I just bumped into him at the store while I was getting dog food and wanted to catch up.

SmAsh: How old is he

AllyWay: 19, why???

SmAsh: How long have you known him

AllyWay: Ashton

SmAsh: Ally

AllyWay: Since 4th grade

SmAsh: How tall is he

AllyWay: This is ridiculous Ashton! Don't you trust me enough when I tell you he's just my friend?

SmAsh: I do trust you. I don't trust men. They want what they can't have and they can't have you because I have you.

AllyWay: Ashton I can assure you he's not going to try anything on me.

SmAsh: You can't be sure Ally

AllyWay: I actually can

SmAsh: No you can't. Now please just listen to me when I say that you're beautiful and guys are coming for you all around. Including Aron.

AllyWay: It's Andrew

SmAsh: Including Andrew.

AllyWay: But I'm 100% sure he wouldn't try anything on me. On you, maybe.

SmAsh: He's going to try to get in your pants ally I can see it now

SmAsh: Wait what

AllyWay: HES GAY ASHTON HES NOT GOING TO TRY TO GET IN MY PANTS

SmAsh: You mean like... He likes guys

AllyWay: He likes penis Ashton

SmAsh: You have a vagina

SmAsh: I would know

AllyWay: Thanks for clarifying that yes I have a vagina

SmAsh: He doesn't like vagina?

AllyWay: No

SmAsh: Okay good

AllyWay: You're ridiculous

SmAsh: You can't blame me! What if I said I was out with one of my friends and she was a girl?

AllyWay: I would trust you to do the right thing...

SmAsh: Okayyyy I'm sorry :(

AllyWay: Its Okayyyy

AllyWay: I'm on my way over right after I go home and feed Fletcher.

SmAsh: Yayyyyyy!!

AllyWay: Cx

SmAsh: XD

Wow I guess that's considered an Ashly fight?? Argument maybe.

But the picture that's attached, that's Bea Miller's beautiful autograph I just got.

Yep.

I'm D E D dead

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Song of the day: What I've Done by Linkin Park because that song is thebomb.com

Omg... What did I just say.