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Chapter 59

AllyWay: Ashton what does lackadaisical mean

SmAsh: Wut

AllyWay: I need help

SmAsh: I'm not the right person for that

AllyWay: Lackadaisical

SmAsh: Wingardium Leviosa

AllyWay: This is the real world, Ashton.

SmAsh: Expecto Patronum.

AllyWay: Carelessly lazy

SmAsh: Wha

AllyWay: Lackadaisical means carelessly lazy

SmAsh: Learn something new everyday

AllyWay: No kidding

AllyWay: Like did you know that strippers make more money than the average college graduate

SmAsh: Interesting

AllyWay: I'm going to be a stripper

SmAsh: Um

SmAsh: Only if I'm your only customer. Ever.

AllyWay: But what about variety?

SmAsh: Ally

SmAsh: Just earlier you were saying how you don't ever wanna have sex again

AllyWay: You don't have sex with your clients, just lap dances and strip teases.

SmAsh: Still no

AllyWay: Darn

SmAsh: So

SmAsh: Tell me more interesting things

AllyWay: Hmmm

AllyWay: There was once this lady who orgasmed every time she sat in her rocking chair

SmAsh: Fascinating

AllyWay: Hmm what else

AllyWay: Oh! Shaq is an astral projector.

SmAsh: What's that

AllyWay: When you float out of your body while sleeping

SmAsh: That sounds cool!

AllyWays: It's when spirits and demons come into your body because they take advantage of the fact that you're not in it.

SmAsh: Well

SmAsh: I also thought Obama was a good idea

AllyWay: Haha

AllyWay: Um I think that's all of the interesting facts I have. Wanna hear a joke?

SmAsh: Sure!

AllyWay: What did one ocean say to the other?

SmAsh: Ummmm Sea you later???

AllyWay: Wtf that's better than the actual joke

SmAsh: What's the joke???

AllyWay: Nothing, they just waved. I like yours better.

SmAsh: Yours is funny too, though!

AllyWay: Well thanks, Ashton.

SmAsh: No problem. Anyways brb gotta pee. Don't want a repeat of last time.

AllyWay: Fishing for your phone in urine wasn't fun to you?

SmAsh: Haha

SmAsh: Not exactly, no. ;)

AllyWay: ;P

SmAsh: K brb

AllyWay: Mmm kk cx

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