Kik||Ashton Irwin||

Chapter 27

Cara_Who: Guys Calum and I are engaged you're invited to the wedding

AllyWay: What

Mikerowave: What?

SmAsh: What..?

Fluke: What?

Cal-Pal: What???

Cal-Pal: Um

AllyWay: I'm so confused now

AllyWay: Cara we've talked about this, the guys has to know that you're engaged.

Cara_Who: Oh yeah oops

SmAsh: What just happened

Cal-Pal: I'm engaged?

Fluke: I don't approve

Fluke: It's too soon

Fluke: And Ally hasn't even gotten me a friend yet

Fluke: It would just be unfair

SmAsh: Idk why I put up with you Luke

Mikerowave: Ally yeah wth you promised

AllyWay: Omg

SmAsh: You guys are thirsty

Morets_Me joined the conversation. Added by AllyWay.

AllyWay: Michael, Chloe, Chloe, Michael.

Mikerowave: Hey

Morets_Me: Hi?

AllyWay: You both need a relationship here you go.

Morets_Me: Oh

Morets_Me: Hi

Mikerowave: Sup

Morets_Me: Nothing?

Fluke: This is adorable

Morets_Me: How?

Fluke: Cause it's so awkward.

Morets_Me: What kind of a name is 'Fluke'?

Fluke: Can you not

Fluke: My name is Luke. Fluke is just my badass superhero name.

Morets_Me: That's adorable

Fluke: Ally your friend is mean

AllyWay: She's just sarcastic

Mikerowave: I like sarcastic ;)

Morets_Me: I'm sure you do

Cara_Who: Chloe be nice.

Morets_Me: Sorry sorry. So your name is Michael?

Mikerowave: Yep

Mikerowave: And I would like to take you out tonight

Morets_Me: A guy who know what he wants

Mikerowave: Let's private message the details.

Morets_Me: Okay bye guys

SmAsh: Bye :)

Cal-Pal: Bye

Cara_Who: Bye loser

AllyWay: I have a feeling this was a bad idea

Fluke: Why?

AllyWay: Cause she's kind of a bitch in a sarcastic way and says things she doesn't mean and mikey is so sensitive I feel like she'll hurt his feelings somehow.

Fluke: Oh.

Cal-Pal: Bad move Allycakes

SmAsh: Excuse me Calum

SmAsh: You cannot call my Ally Allycakes

SmAsh: That is my nickname for her. You're not her boyfriend therefore the only nickname you may call her by is Ally. So back off.

Cal_Pal: Whatever

Cal-Pal: As I was saying Ally

Cal-Pal: cakes

AllyWay: Ashton is gonna punch you

AllyWay: He just got up and left in the direction of your house

AllyWay: RIP Calum 2k15

Cara_Who: He was nice while he lasted

Cal-Pal: Oh shit

Cal-Pal: I'm locked in my bedroom guys halp

Cal-Pal: The front door just opened

Cal-Pal: OH MY FOD HEA CIMING

Cal-Pal: HELP PLS HES TRYING TO GET THE DOOR OPEN

Cal-Pal: THE WINDOW IS MY ONLY HOPE

Cal-Pal: I HAVE TO JUMP

Fluke: Do a flip

Cal-Pal: FUCK YOU LUKe

Cal-Pal: I can't do it

Cal-Pal: he's not listening he's going to kill me if he gets this door open

Cal-Pal: GUYS HELP HES ALMO

Fluke: It's what you get asshole

AllyWay: Calum?

AllyWay: CALUM NO

AllyWay: YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY

AllyWay: CRUEL WORLD

AllyWay: ASHTON JUST COME BACK

AllyWay: ITS NOT WORTH IT

AllyWay: HES JUST AN ASIAN

Cara_Who: Wait I thought he was kiwi?

AllyWay: Yeah but it's kind of a joke we have going

Cara_Who: Ohh. Ashton no! HES MY ASIAN DATE PLS HAVE MERCY

AllyWay: CALUM YOUR FAMILY WONT ATTEND THE FUNERAL THEY DONT LOVE YOU

Fluke: What the hell is going on

Fluke: I'm laughing SO HARD RIGHT NOW

Fluke: ASHTOOON KILL THE ASIAN

Cara_Who: NOOO

AllyWay: IM NOT VISITING YOU IN JAIL

SmAsh: Ally

AllyWay: Omg babe

SmAsh: Chill

AllyWay: Oh yeah guys Ashton's back we are cuddling again

Fluke: How long has he been back?

AllyWay: Like three minutes

Cara_Who: What about Calum?

Cal-Pal: Ashton just punched me in the shoulder and left I'm here I've just been reading all of this HATE ABOUT MY NATIONALITY

Cara_Who: Oh okay cool

Cal-Pal: I'm getting bullied by the gc more than Ashton's fist

SmAsh: Hey I still love you bro

Cal-Pals: I love you too

AllyWay: And now sadly Ashton and I have to go

SmAsh: Oh

SmAsh: Okay bye guys

Fluke: Bye

Cal-Pal: Byeee

Guys idk what this was okay don't judge

But I love you. <3

Where are you guys reading from?? I'm curious because I've seen a few people from different countries. I live in the U.S. In Colorado:)

Do you guys have any questions for me?

I'm going to start doing a song of the day. Today, it's Robbers by The 1975

That song is bae <3

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