ROOMMATES , RYOMEN SUKUNA .ᐟ

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❝ MY SHAYLAA ! ❞

- | 🍯 | -՞      "NO, MY SWEET INNOCENT BABY NOEMI."

satoru said dramatically, pulling his hands down his face. he rolled around the floor of noemi's room, ruffling his own hair like he was trying to get the image of noemi and sukuna getting down and dirty out of his head.

"so were y'all in like sixty nine? 'cause you were sucking it and he was eating it. it don't matter, y'all nasty. i expected that from him, but not from you." suguru side eyed her. after a few seconds of processing what he just said, he joined satoru in trying to shake the image out of his head.

"AUGHHH, MY SHAYLAAAA." satoru screeched from the floor, starting to fake cry.

"anyways... AYEEEE TWERK, YOU GOT HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME." shoko jumped up from her spot on the floor. she grabbed noemi's hand, hopping up and down in circles before bending over and giving a lazy twerk in her.

"AYEEE." noemi said as she mimicked catching it with a giggle.

"y'all are sick." suguru mumbled.

"right, like naoya is gonna flip. well actually that's good, i hate that bitch." satoru murmured.

"i don't think i'ma tell him, like ever. i don't even know if me and him are gonna work." noemi finally got serious, flopping onto her bed with shoko.

"just a few days ago you were shouting 'my man my man my man,' what happened?" suguru inquired, lying backwards so his elbows propped up on the carpeted floor of her room.

"he's wants to take our relationship fast with things like promise rings, expensive gifts, even wanting me to move in with him, but then physically it's just sooo... slow." noemi explained slowly, wondering if she sounded dumb. she was basically just complaining about not getting any dick— but seriously it'd been like 4 months of them actually taking each other seriously and it was just... weird.

"it's only almost been month living with sukuna and i've already gotten eaten out for the first time. like why is naoya going so slow?"

"because he's a weirdo.

"maybe he's getting pussy from someone else and just likes seeing you get off or somethin'."

"he's jus' fucking weird, probably gets off to you."

the three lowkey all had the same concept of whatever was running through naoya's brain, and personally, noemi didn't like any of the answers.

"maybe he's just not ready.." noemi attempted at covering for him.

"he's a MAN. trust me, and my proof is because this is coming from one, we'd compete in the olympics for some pussy from a girl we're infatuated with." satoru stated dramatically, earning a wicked side eye from suguru.

"olympics is a bit much."

"i didn't ask for your opinion."

"the bottom line is, you aren't getting what you want from him. so you either ask him for it, or leave." satoru continued. he stood up, dusting off his torso and ass before hopping onto the bed to snuggle noemi. "my baby you deserve the best, even if your lil nasty ass is fucking now."

"i still haven't given it up, what are you talking about?"

"...oh you're close, trust me. the minute you let sukuna put his mouth on your coochie, your fate was sealed."

noemi rolled her eyes, flicking him off. "just get out if you're gonna dick eat. it's past y'all bedtime anyway, bye." she shooed them with a frown.

the group walked to the door together, satoru still snickering at how offended noemi got.

"bye lovie." suguru gave her a quick hug before opening the door to leave.

shoko hugged her tightly before kissing all over her cheek. "be good, close your legs." she said jokingly.

"ah, fuck you." emi frowned once again.

satoru didn't even say bye, just sticking his tongue out at her as him and shoko shuffled out the door with suguru who was holding it open.

as if on cue, sukuna had arrived home, watching them with a side eye as they left. "your company?" he simply asked noemi. she just nodded in response, obviously since they were leaving she didn't think much of it.

satoru mean mugged sukuna before walking away from the door, suguru and shoko following him down the hall. suguru moving caused the door to slowly close, but sukuna just caught it with his foot, kicking it open and walking inside.

"what's his problem?"

"apparently that's your childhood opp."

sukuna just looked confused and offended, his head cocking back. "anyone i beefed with moved across the state. whatever that was had to be a joke." he mumbled.

"had to be." noemi shrugged. she watched sukuna enter the apartment, kicking his shoes off behind the door. "where'd you go?"

"ate your pussy now i have to tell you where i go when i leave the house?" he asked her as he adjusted his hoodie over his sweatpants. he was joking— but not at the same time, not like her response mattered anyway because he was gonna tell her.

"no what the hell— i'm just asking!" noemi immediately got defensive, whacking his arm as she locked the door behind him.

sukuna just smirked at her response, shoving her playfully. "relax dumbass. i was at the gym, you can chill out." he said blankly, his head tilting. "no need to get all defensive, miss me that much?"

"no." emi sucked her teeth as she stumbled back, her eyes rolling before she turned away from him to go to her room.

"aww, but did she miss me?" he asked teasingly, following her down the hallway. in response, her middle finger flung up next to her head, the girl starting to speed walk instead

"she diddd, i can hear it purring, c'mere." sukuna continued teasing her as he wrapped his arms around her waist to slow her down. the two walked her into her room like that, shuffling against the floors before they hit the carpet. then the pink haired male simply shut the door behind them.

"here kitty kitty kittyy.~" his deep voice filled her room along with the click of the door locking.

"shut up—" emi said a bit loudly before squealing, the sound of her body hitting her mattress filling both of their ears.

maybe they were already in too deep.

ROOMMATES.