❝ why do you like to fucking argue so much? ❞ - ryomen sukuna
❝ why are you so fucking easy to start an argument with? ❞ - noemi hughes
╰ 🍯 ⊹. in which two short fused people have to share a dorm, and unsurprisingly don't along. ༉‧
- | 🪼 | -՞ "LET me have some of yours." noemi pleaded while tugging on sukuna's sleeve. without waiting for a response, she leaned closer, licking a side of the ice cream in his hand.
sukuna's face scrunched up, but he held his hand in one spot so she could get her few licks in. "you have to let me taste yours then." he said.
"do what you want, pinky." she replied, holding her ice cream cone up to him now. her eyes followed him as he took a fucking bite out of her ice cream. a mean mug formed on her face, her head tilting to the side. "you're a fucking demon."
"how?" "why would you bite the ice cream? do you have no shame?"
sukuna sucked his teeth. "can i live? like what the fuck. and this nasty ass strawberry flavor, why is theirs so ass? it don't usually taste like this." he grumbled.
"bitch, it tastes good, actually. fuck you and that vanilla then." noemi said, sticking her tongue out at him.
"you're so childish, and you know nothings wrong with vanilla." "you're a bitch, and you know nothings wrong with this strawberry flavor." "suck this dick." "i'll bite it."
"no you won't. whenever you see it, you slobber on it like a fuckin' do—" sukuna started, but noemi's voice quickly cut him off. "ALRIGHT, nigga. chill." she groaned.
"you always gotta do this shit?" she asked, cupping his face with her free hand. she shook his head around, her eyes narrowing at him.
"would i be ryomen if i didn't say ryomen things?" he asked, his tongue sticking out to the side. noemi just rolled her eyes at him, a smile forming on her lips. she found it funny how he could say anything with either a straight face or the most stupid look to be seen on a guy so... 'tough' looking.
"yeah, can't be ryomen without talking about his dick every 5 minutes." noemi joked, pulling her ice cream cone to her lips. it was melting from all their yapping and not eating, so she hurried in trying to finish it.
the ice cream parlor was real close to some park. it reminds her of the one she 'broke up' with naoya in, which kind of making her uneasy, but the ice cream took her mind off it.
"have you ever watched grey's anatomy?" noemi suddenly asked, trying to stop her thoughts from wandering. "the first season was my favorite, it was so nostalgic and fuzzy."
"never watched it, don't care for it." sukuna replied, focused on eating his ice cream. his eyes flickered towards her, seeing the annoyed look she gave him.
definitely made him straighten up.
"tell me about it, baby." "okay!"
they sat there, finishing up their ice cream while noemi multitasked at eating and yapping at the same time. although he didn't want to listen— he did. he much preferred her happy and yapping than angry and yapping, because that meant she was cussing him out.
an extra 15 minutes was spent from her yapping until sukuna got up. "alllright. your ice cream is literally gone too, now. let's go." he said, already pulling the girl out her seat.
noemi just groaned, tossing the cone into the trash, which she surprisingly made. no, she wasn't a cone eater. she'd never be, seriously, she didn't know how others did it.
"wanna walk the around a bit?" he pointed towards the trail. "yeah, but if i get tired, you have to carry me." she replied.
"...lazy fuck." sukuna grumbled, guiding her towards the trail with his hand on her waist.
"i heard that, bitch." noemi said while shooting him a glare, her middle finger popping up at him.
"girl, boohoo." he said with a grin, finding the way she groaned and began speed walking utterly hilarious.
"you study for your exams yet?" "ah, fuck. no, not really."
"been so caught up with everything, the last thing on my mind is my damn classes." noemi groaned, toying with the ends of her hair. "i really need to study though, my NCLEX is coming up."
"what's that?" "a test i need to become a registered nurse."
"which is why it's crazyyyy that i'm slacking. i might be cooked." she sighed, shaking her head in disappointment at herself for her distractions lately.
the distraction was right in front of her actually.
"i'm sure you'll do great on the test, baby. there's something in that brain for yours, no need to worry." sukuna reassured her. noemi shot him a little glare as he wrapped his arm around her, pulling her into his side. "should i get you home then, so you can study?"
"yes please." noemi grumbled.
iyana ! / author note ! short bc suspected smut next chapter, depends on how i feel but im on a smut run rn ngl
