❝ why do you like to fucking argue so much? ❞ - ryomen sukuna
❝ why are you so fucking easy to start an argument with? ❞ - noemi hughes
╰ 🍯 ⊹. in which two short fused people have to share a dorm, and unsurprisingly don't along. ༉‧
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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐗 loading . . . ❝ her "man" ! ❞
- | 🍯 | -՞ "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE ROOMING WITH A BOY." naoya commented as he handed noemi the cream she'd put in her curls for definition. he practically knew her whole hair care routine for when she planned on wearing her natural curls.
"i didn't think i had to. me and his rude ass barely talk or even get along anyway." noemi reassured calmly as she screwed open the top of the jar. she scooped out a good amount, applying it to the roots and throughout the section of her hair before starting to twist it.
"mm." he just hummed lowly, his head leaning back against the wall as he watched her twist her hair. "you don't want help?"
"no, thank you."
noemi understood clearly that naoya was the jealous type, anyone could tell. he was pissed when he did a bit of stalking and found out how close she was to satoru and suguru, and he still hasn't accepted them, but he allowed the annoyance to simmer for the time being.
her living in the same apartment as a man genuinely had him enraged, but he couldn't show that.
to noemi, he was understanding, quiet, a sweetheart. he was always there for her, she could call him and he'd drop everything and run to her. that's who he was to noemi.
and he definitely couldn't afford losing that front he put up over hating the thought of a man being able to wake up and go into the kitchen and find her there.
"i know you don't like me living with a guy and i understand, but i really like this place and it's close to the school. it was a good amount to." noemi explained herself, giving him those puppy dog eyes of hers. her head tilted, her front eyebrows slightly creasing together and the ends slouching down closer to her eyes.
naoya sighed, his hand moving to cup her face gently. "i understand, but i told you that you could move in with me. or i could've bought you your own place, no roommate at all." he reminded her.
"yeah but it feels more rewarding that i bought my first place by myself and having a roommate is like a fun experience that i don't wanna miss out on. we also haven't even been together for so long that i'd think about moving in either, i don't want to rush you or myself." she added, her feet swinging slowly. "so can you just let it go for right now? the lease is only 2 years, by then i'll definitely be ready."
"...alright." naoya put his hands up in surrender, his face softening. he can't believe he lost the small argument, but it was bound to happen. he couldn't argue with noemi how he did with others, especially when she could communicate so well.
"great." noemi cheesed as she closed the cream for her hair. she put her silk bonnet on so she could let her curls settle into the twists for when she takes them out. "i can pop some popcorn and we'll watch a movie."
"okay my love, i'll be right here." he responded, taking a seat on her bed while she scurried off to the kitchen.
noemi grabbed a popcorn bag out the pantry, taking it to the microwave to heat up. she heard the lock turning on the door, glancing over to see sukuna entering the apartment.
"hey kuna." she casually spoke as the put the microwave on one minute and thirty seconds.
"wassup emi. who's shoes are those? fat ass feet." he spoke as he kicked off his own shoes at the door and stuffed his hands into his pockets.
"my mansssss." noemi cheesed, doing a little dance.
sukuna's eyebrow raised, annoyance hitting him at the sound of her calling somebody 'her man.' "the hell, you have a boyfriend? he knows i live here?" he asked. "not like it matters i'll kick his ass, let me see 'em."
"yess i do and yes i know and no you aren't meeting him because you just said you're gonna kick his ass." she answered over the popping popcorn.
"it was a joke."
"no."
"emi what the hell, i gotta know who you bring in the house."
"when you bring them bitches in at night i don't say a word."
"..."
noemi and sukuna stared at each other for a bit while he thought of his next response. "as much as we argue, you're my roommate and when you guys break up i don't want you to cry to me. so i just wanna see if he's a good guy or like me." he explained it casually, shrugging his shoulders.
without waiting for a response, he started walking to her room, noemi following quickly behind him while protesting. obviously sukuna didn't care though.
he opened the room door, finding naoya sitting on the bed.
sukuna just sized him up at first, his eyebrow raised. that was the kinda guy she liked? well he was a pretty boy but, she could do way better.
"who the fuck are you?" naoya asked.
especially in terms of attitude. (they're literally both disrespectful asf, kill men!!)
"who the FUCK are you? I PAY RENT." sukuna immediately countered, already tensing up and pulling his sleeves up as if he was gonna punch the guy.
"shut up, both of you. see this is your problem now, even he spoke to you like that, learn how to control that damn temper!" noemi poked at sukuna's chest with her index finger.
sukuna just looked shocked and annoyed. "oh my gosh, why am i getting scolded? he said who the fuck am i? like i literally PAY RENT HERE." he spazzed, pointing at naoya like saying 'get a load of this guy.'
"WELL HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT." noemi yelled.
"WELL NOW HE DOES, SAY SORRY OR FIGHT ME STUPID BITCH." sukuna yelled, turning to look at naoya.
noemi grabbed sukuna by his ear, pulling him out the room before naoya could argue back. "would you stop acting like that?!" she asked.
"you like assholes like THAT?" he asked as if he was offended.
"get a load of this fuckin' guy, YOU'RE an asshole. and he's actually very sweet maybe you just caught him off guard. talk to him RESPECTFULLY and he will do the same with you." she explained slowly like he was a toddler.
"what am i, in first grade? are you trying to say treat others how i want to be treated? fuck you."
"i'd rather fuck kenny than you."
"okay that's a fucking insult i won't take." sukuna concluded before suddenly starting to tickle noemi, watching her laugh hysterically and flip every way to get him away from her stomach.
"say sorry." he added
"'m sorry 'm sorry— STOPP IM GONNA PEE." noemi screamed before he finally stopped. "fuck you and go say sorry to my nigga." she breathed out.
sukuna just sucked his teeth, stuffing his hands into his pockets.
neither of them noticed naoya watching their little dynamic from her doorway, his arms folded over his chest and the anger really settling in as the veins in his face tensed.
naoya and sukuna definitely were NOT going to get along.
