❝ why do you like to fucking argue so much? ❞ - ryomen sukuna
❝ why are you so fucking easy to start an argument with? ❞ - noemi hughes
╰ 🍯 ⊹. in which two short fused people have to share a dorm, and unsurprisingly don't along. ༉‧
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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘-𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 loading . . . ❝ i love you ! ❞ warning; first of all, smut, second of all, she says daddy literally one time at the end, ik some people ain't into that so im js letting yall know now !!
- | 🪼 | -՞ "HEY queens, and today i'm boutta give y'all 3 reasons why it's okay to beat on your fat headed ass man." noemi said to her camera, giving them a little shrug while smiling. she was sitting at her vanity, her fingers smoothing over her edges as she laid them down with the comb of her edge brush.
"whatchu say?" sukuna sucked his teeth, leaning over to look at the camera settled on the vanity table. his palms rested flat on either side of the table, his chin resting on top of noemi's head. "she be talking crazy, ain't no reason to be beating y'all boyfriends guys.
"if you beat your man, you're crazy and need to seek help." "oh, bitch. whatchu tryna say?"
sukuna choked out a laugh before gently pushing her head, messing up her swoop. "who you calling a bitch?" he asked.
noemi only sucked her teeth, whipping her head around to look at him. "you, bum ass nigga." she said, unable to hold back her smile.
"fight me right now then, since i'm a bum." "okay, wassup then?"
noemi got up, a fat smile on her face as she squared up with sukuna. they rotated around the room, sukuna throwing fake little punches at her to scare her. "pussy." she spat, sticking her tongue out at him.
"i'm a pussy?" "yeah, you a pussy."
a squeal escaped her lips when he suddenly lunged forward, grabbing her up in his hands. a laugh erupted from her as he kissed all over her face while holding the globes of her ass to keep her up against him.
"i'm still a pussy, baby?" he asked her, slinging her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "tell 'em whatchu think." he started snickering at the way she flailed over his shoulder, kicking and pounding at his back.
"it was a joke— stop y'know you're tall i don't like being up this high!" she complained, a yelp escaping her lips when he suddenly brought his hand down on her ass. she blankly stared at the camera set up on her vanity, blinking a few times.
"you're not a pussy..." "oh a'ight. you know better."
"yo, i don't know who this nigga feeling like lately— but he gon get packed up, no funnies." noemi said once he let her down, walking towards the camera. "anyways, body teaaa!"
sukuna just watched her show off her small hourglass frame, spinning around continuously and holding the crease of her ass up. she suck her tongue out, her face slightly scrunching up before she just started cheesing.