Stuck In Naruto!!!

"Mommy!" I yelled.

Nothing.

"Mommy!!"

Still nothing.

I sighed. My door cracked open and I rolled my eyes."Beat it, Jerry." I said. My little brother threw a flash bomb in the room and appeared behind the smoke."The great Jerard shall boggle you your tiny little girly mind!" He said, waving his hands around. He likes magic but I keep telling him it's not real.

"FYI, this tiny little girly mind made it to the eighth grade. And that wand and hat are the main reasons why you were kept back in the fifth grade, Jerry. Now get out, I'm reading, like a smart person." I said and he frowned."Gray, that's not nice!" My mom said, entering the room."Oh, now you answer." I say.

"I was in the shower, honey. Apologize to him." she ordered."But he-"

"Now."

"Ugh! I'm sorry." I muttered."Now, bury the hatchet." she said. As usual, we presented to dig a whole and put our problems in it. We covered it with the imaginary dirt and stepped on it."Good. Now, what do you guys want for dinner?"

Jerry and I looked each other and knew what we wanted.

"Subway!"

"Chinese!"

We looked at each other, confused."I want Chinese!" He yelled."Dude, we always get Chinese. I vote Subway." I argued."Subway it is." mom said. Dad went to the living room to grab the keys and opened the door."Gray, your friend's here!" He said."KATIE!!!!" I screamed, running to the door. I kind shoved dad out the way so we cod hug.

I pulled her inside and we sat on the couch."Did you read the book?" she asked."Yes but I still don't like the show." I shook my head. She sighed."Gray, come on before they close." mom rushed me."Mom, can you pick up my usual. I can't just make Katie leave, she just got here. It would be rude." I said."Okay, usual." she said."And extra pickels, just the way I like it." I added.

She nodded and left with my brother and dad. So we stayed and she made me watch Naruto, the show she always goes on about."Gray, why don't you like this show? It's better than Fairy Tail." she said and I gasped, pretending like I was choking and began spazzing out of the floor like I was dying.

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SHE-DEMON!!!!" I shouted."WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!?!" she asked feeling frightened from my mini seizure."Fairy Tail is amazing!!! They're the best guild ever and Natsu is so hot!! Which is ironic cause he's a fire Dragon slayer." I said with a finger on my chin.

"Please, if anyone's cool, it's Gajeel from Phantom Lord."

"Why are we having this conversation? It's a Naruto story, people don't wanna read this!" I shouted."Alright, cool your jets. We'll, rewind."

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"Gray, why don't you like this show?" she asked again."I just don't believe it. I mean, ninjas? An orphan ninja? Wanting to be scolded? Some guy killing his whole family for nothing? It's messed up." I explain."I know but it's interesting to watch." she said, sitting closer to the tv. Naruto and his team were spying on their sensei, trying to see his face. Even though everyone would like to get just a glance at his face, it's one of the dumbest episodes ever.

I doubt my current opinion matters to you Naruto lovers out there so let's move on, shall we?