Stuck In Naruto!!!

Real Plans

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It's only a matter of time before the my son and the Kuyashi child will be dead and there will be no ruler after me. If I can't have Suna, no one can!!!

[*] Gray [*]

"SHE'S AN AMAERICAN BEAUTY!!!!

I'M AN AMERICAN PSYCO!!!!" I sang loudly, hopping around the room, dancing to Fall Out Boy. Since the boys were out scoping the village and I'm supposed to wait for our guardians or whatever to check on us, I have the whole place to myself. Do I care about who's downstairs? No!

I plopped on the bed and took out my headphones and just as I did, someone knocked on the door. I opened it to see Taka standing there."Ugh!" he said in disgust. I held my hand to my heart and slightly leaned back."How dare-"

"Listen, string-bean, I came to tell you that yo ur partners eed your help."

"What?"

"They sent me a message saying to alert you. To be honest, if I weren't on duty right now, I would've shrugged it off and went home but I need my job to keep my home so you-"

"Damn, you talk a lot." I interrupt. He growls lowly and I mock his growl."I'll let you off with a warning this time. But remember; I'm a crazy son of a bitch. You don't know what the next two seconds will be like for you." I say, a smirk slowly appearing as I look down. He looks down too and jumps, seeing his hand down showing his underwear.

"Unicorns? Really man?" I ask."I-I don't get paid enough! It's not my fault these are all they had that I could afford!"

"Not only are you nude in public, but you also revealed that you're a B.A.B." I said."What's that?" he asks, shaking."Broke ass bum." I reply. He looks around at the other people standing at their doors and laughing. He pulls up his pants and runs to the elevator, that's filled with more laughing strangers.

'I'm amazing.' I think to myself as the strangers clear the way and let me have the elevator. Once I reach the bottom floor, I race to find my friends.

[*] Naruto [*]

My eyes flickered open and I sat up, looking around."About time you woke up! Gosh, you could sleep through a tornado!" Kiba's loud, obnoxious voice rang in my ears as I yawned."Where are we?" I ask."Last thing I remember, we were fighting those guys in black and I guess they knocked us out. Neji sent for Gray but who knows when she'll get here." he explained.

'That barely answered my question but okay.' I thought with a sigh."It doesn't look like we'll be getting out from in here. I've tried everything." Neji said, standing in front of us."Maybe if I tried my Rasengan, we could bust outta here." I suggested and Kiba turned to me.

"Y'know we thought of that earlier but-"

"I get it!" I yelled. I made the hand sign to make a clone appear and he helped me channel my chakra to the palm of my hand. I run toward the bars captivating us and use all my force. But I stop myself when Gray appears on the other side of the bars.

"Don't do that! I could've killed you!" I shout at her."Well, excuse me for wanting to rescue my squad!" she said, hands on her hips and rolling her neck."Well, well, well. Looks like all the rats are in one den. Now we can begin." says someone we can't see.

"Who are you!?" I ask."Oh, I can't tell you that. That would be cheating. And we must play by the rules." says a figure in a black cloak hood."Is this a game to you?" Kiba asks angrily.

He's so cute when he gets all macho!

Gray took a step backward, already knowing what I had in mind. I though up another clone and hit the bars with my Rasengan. I burst through, freeing myself and Kiba and Neji."That wasn't much of a trap." Gray said with a smirk."It wasn't supposed to be. Our leader wanted you to escape so we could spring the real trap."

"Our leader? Just how many of you are there?" Neji asks."More than you could imagine." he answers, lights flashing and showing more and more ninja ready to kill us. Naruto grabs my hand and runs. Neji spots a hole in the ceiling and we jump out to a desert area. Actually, it's all desert, so. Yeah.

The dark figure followed us out and took off his hood, revealing himself. He had red hair and was in an all black suit."Who fights in a tux?" Kiba asks."Classy players, like me. Now, let's begin the game." he says, making quick hand signs."I hate fighting people who constantly use catch-phrases." Kiba complains.

[*] Gray [*]

I readied myself, not sure what to do first.

(A/N: I'm so sorry but this is gonna start sounding like RWBY. I added bullets to Gray's gloves and turned her into Yang. Of course, they don't look alike. But here we go)

I tightened my fists and stood guarding myself."Gray, you ready?" Naruto asked me. I nod once and begin walking forward, taking deep breaths as I near our enemy. I begin humming a song to calm me down.

"Looks like the first piece has moved. Let's see what she lands on." says the man, running up to me with his hands in the tiger seal.

Through the mind boggling power of anime logic, I leap five feet into the air and punch forward rapidly, launching bullets at him. When I landed, I landed in a split position and when he ran towards me, I moved around and tripped him.

We began delivering rapid blows to each other and he leaped away, leaving me alone."Gray, behind you!" Neji yelled. I ducked and turned, kicking him in the face. How I'm so awesome at this is a mystery to me. I guess it's the power that comes with being a Kuyashi.

[ I'm sorry I haven updated in a while. I've just been getting so many new ideas for stories and I had to write them down. I'm literally in the process of making 13 books right now so forgive me. I haven't forgotten about you. Please go to my profiles and read the other stories I've foot up there. They rock and like them)