"You me an Patron, let's get it own" I sung along to Dej Loaf's Me, Hennessy, and You. (Jacquees version Me, you, and Patron)
"Bitch bye ," Janelle interrupted me, " those ain't even the words".
"But they are the words to Jacquees bitch, and you're mad for why?" I responded in fake irritation.
"Bitch bye " she responded as we started laughin.
"Ayye ya'll I just seen a opp." Ashley said walkin into the house.
"Fr? Well i gotta choppa for all you oppas sum sum inpostas, I really hate niggahs." I responded.
"Can you know the words first tho?" Janelle irritatin ass asked.
"See, bitch in gettin tied of you, hoes needa stay in they place."
We spent the day laughin and choppin it up. I love bein wit them sometimes. Too bad it's Sunday , so i need to go cause school is tomorrow.
"Se ya'll hoes later , i gots ta get me a edge a mah cation." I said preparing to leave.
"Bye bitch, love you be safe." Ashley said. I was kinda hopin she was gon offer me a ride, but my clipper card works wonders on that good good ACTransit so I'm good.
"Deuces Ashy Ass." I said before slammin her door. Petty, I know.
After 1 hour and 2 busses I made it home. I was so happy, because whoever designed foams did not make them for comfort. I'm never wearing them again. The crazy part is that's a lie. I love my fruity pebbles.
I walk into the house and immediately smell food. I may be slim. But Im fat as hell.
"Granny, what you cookin ?" I asked.
" Ooh girl I see you got that nose problem too."
"Huh?" I asked fallin for it again like always.
"You got that nose problem , you need ta start mindin ya own business."
"Granny , chile I ain't gon let you stress me none today. I'm tied, my dogs hurtin, and I ain got no mo cigarettes." I said mockin my granny New Orleans accent.
"You know what?" She asked laughin. "You needs to get a whoopin, and you fixin ta be sleepin outside with the racoons."
I love the relationship I have wit my granny. She bat-shit crazy, but that's my niggah for life.
"You can't put me out."
"Bullshit. I can put whoever I want. "
" Un unn. You love me to much for all that."
"You crazy as a betsy bug. Shit, love don't pay my bills, so it can't do shit for me.
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Black Diamond
RastgeleThis is my first story that's not a fan fiction so please don't be too harsh. This is a story about a girl named Diamond who didn't necessarily have a good life growing up. Through a lot of events she finds out what the true meaning of self worth is.
