THEM 'Ishman'

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If anyone thought Ishan and Shubman had a peaceful, mature relationship... they were wrong.

They were boyfriends, yes.

But they were also two chaotic idiots who fought like siblings, argued like toddlers, and turned every single day into a full-blown circus.

And today was no different.

Shubman had just plopped down on the couch, sighing in relief after a long day, when Ishan snatched the remote right from his hand.

"Today, we're watching my show." Ishan declared dramatically, holding the remote like it was the holy grail.

Shubman raised an eyebrow. "And what if I say no?"

Ishan narrowed his eyes. "Then I'll bite you, you wild pig."

Shubman burst out laughing. "Haan haan, tu bada sher hai, na? Bite kar ke kya hoga? Hamster jesa toh dikhta hai tu, chotu sa... aur pyara sa."

Ishan gasped in offense. "I'll give you rabies."

Shubman rolled his eyes. "Drama band kar aur remote de, badmash bacche."

"NAHIIII!" Ishan shrieked, clutching the remote to his chest like it was his most prized possession.

Shubman, being the mature and responsible adult that he was, did the only logical thing—

He tackled Ishan.

"OYE, KUTTE AADMI NAHI, NO NA!" Ishan screamed, kicking wildly as Shubman wrestled him for the remote.

"I'M STRONGER!" Shubman laughed, pinning Ishan down.

"I'M CUTER!" Ishan countered immediately.

"True. BUT YOU'RE STILL LOSING." Shubman admitted, grinning. 

With one final yank, Shubman snatched the remote from Ishan's iron grip.

Ishan gasped dramatically, clutching his chest. "BETRAYAL!"

Shubman smirked. "Survival of the fittest, baby bat."

Ishan glared at him, his mind already cooking up a new plan. "Fine. You win this round."

Shubman leaned back, feeling victorious—

Only for Ishan to suddenly pounce, climbing onto his lap and wrapping himself around him like a koala. "If I can't have the remote, I shall become the remote!"

Shubman groaned. "Ishan—"

"CHANGE THE CHANNEL NOW." Ishan ordered, dramatically clutching Shubman's face.

Shubman sighed, shaking his head but unable to hide the fond smile creeping onto his lips.

This chaotic idiot was his idiot, after all.

That's when Ishan smiled like a wild monkey—

And BIT Shubman's arm.

"OW! Bite-Sized Menace, YOU PSYCHO!" Shubman yelped.

Ishan grinned, proudly snatching the remote back. "See? Rabies attack successful."

Shubman gawked at his arm. "I CAN SEE YOUR TEETH MARKS, YOU CUTE LITTLE VAMPIRE!"

Ishan giggled, hugging the remote like a treasure. "Should've just given me the TV, Shubu."

Shubman scowled. "One day, I'm gonna put you in a baby cage, you tiny little spider."

Ishan gasped dramatically. "Dare to touch me, and I'll cry so loudly that even your ancestors will wake up."

Shubman groaned. "Why am I dating you?"