THEM 'Ishman'

In Sickness and Softness

"Bro, he even knows Spanish." Mayank said looking at the board and then at his friends.

"Yeah, at this age, he is trying new things is very good." Hardik said looking at a fifty-year-old man.

"Like, salute to this man." Rishab said proudly smiling and clapping his hands a little.

"But who is speaking Spanish?" Rahul asked in confusion.

"Him!" Hardik said and pointed his index finger at the fifty-year-old person.

"Bro, he is fucking teaching us sign language." Siraj said and sighed dramatically.

"Bro, did you saw yesterday's episode of Oggy and the cockroaches?" Rohit asked out of nowhere.

"Rohit bhai, we are adults. We don't watch cartoons." Mayank said while laughing a little.

"Bro, we are in fucking collage." Rishab said chuckling at Rohit bhai's innocence.

"Then bkls, he is fucking teaching us Organic Chemistry."  Rohit said and face palmed himself as he can't hold any more of his friend's nonsense.

"Well, what happened to you, Shubman's Ishi baby?" Abhishek asked eyeing Ishan who was looking a little pale today maybe whole pale today.

"Hey, what do you mean by 'Shubman's Ishi baby'?" Siraj asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What do I mean? Everyone knows they've been together since their past lives," Surya said with a grin, making everyone burst into laughter.

"So true! They probably know the exact number of moles on each other's bodies," Hardik added, grinning widely.

"Shut up, guys! He is just.... wait, yeah Ishi baby you are looking pale today. Are you alright?" Shubman asked, his face filled with confusion and concern.

"What is the reason behind it Shub?" Rishab asked.

"Hey, how will I know the reason?  Ask Ishi baby." Shubman said.

"Because it's all because of you, Shubman Freaking Gill! Now I remember everything. Two nights ago, after everyone left our room, you forced me! You're the reason!" Ishan said, his voice rising slightly.

"Hey, I just asked and you were also enjoying it, don't blame me." Shubman said.

Everyone's mouth there was hung low and eyes were just about to fall down.

"Fuck"

"Bitch"

"Hey, Bhagwaan"

"What the fuck"

"Teri maa ke hath ke aloo ke parnathe!"

"Bro, Ishi baby, Ishi baby bolte bolte. Ishi ko hi baby de diya." Hardik said in amisemt.

The good thing is that there is that there Spanish... I mean sign....Ahhhhh I mean Chemistry teacher is out of the class now.

"Heinnn?" Both Ishan and Shubman said in unison.

"Heinnn, kya heinnn? You guys got not so patience." Virat said and held his head.

It still took Shubman and Ishan some minutes to understand the whole situation.

"Brooooo WTF!" Both again said in unison.

"I mean he was talking about food, guys." Shubman said in disbelief.

Again their banter started and soon got disturbed by a tribal man....their Hindi teacher.

The teacher was teaching something and everyone was listening to him.... well not really.