Here's new one!!
Sunflower Appartment
HM reaches her flat 712. She opened the door with the keys and saw a muscular guy doing push-ups.
HM: aaagh!!
The guy also stood up and shouts.
HM: Tum kaun ho aur mere ghar mein kya kar rahe ho
AS: ye mera flat hai
HM: excuse me Mr maine ye flat rent kiya hai..wait main tumhen agreement dikhati hun
She shows him the agreement
AS: agar ye baat hai toh agreement mere paas bhi hai
He also shows the agreement
HM: ye kaise ho sakta hai. Owner se baat karni hogi, chalo
AS: excuse me main kahin nahi aa raha hu, problem tumhari hai toh tum handle karo.
HM: c'mon dekho ye jo blunder hai woh hum dono ke sath hua hai
AS: ji nahi, main pichle 15 din se yahan reh raha hoon so ye tumhari problem hai .
HM: you're so mannerless!!!
She was going when he stops her
HM (with hope): Tum aa rahe ho mere sath
AS: nahi, bas apna ye boriya bistra le jao yahan se
HM: how rude
She goes from there without taking her luggage.
Owner's Home
HM rang the doorbell, a lady in early 50s open the door.
HM: namaste mam, I'm Haseena. Maine online aapka ghar rent pe liya tha lekin abhi wahan koi aur reh raha hai
HO: haan woh Anubhav hai
HM (mummers) : matlab uss maha khadoos insaan ka naam Anubhav hai
HO: dekho Haseena agreement ke hisaab se agar tum 10 din mein nahi aayi toh main flat kisi aur ko de sakti hun aur tum late ho
HM: please understand mam, woh ek ladka hai usse toh kahin aur bhi flat mil sakta hai par mera kya
HO: ye toh galat hoga na beta, woh extra rent de raha hai
HM: kitna?
HO: 15000
HM: please Mam do something
HO: ek rasta hai, tum dono sath reh lo
HM (shocked): what!!!!
HO: main janti hu ki woh tumhare liye ek stranger hai lekin woh bahut accha ladka hai. Kuch din pehle usne meri beti ko gundon se bachaya tha
HM: hmm
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HM was in the lift thinking about it
