*Reds
"Hola"
A brown trooper stood in the base of the Reds.
"Uuhmm, sarge? Why is there a Spanish guy in our base?"
The brown trooper looked them and insulted them in his language.
"Oh, Simmons, you make me laugh.
This is Lopez. A super advanced piece of machinery!"
Lopez continued to simply look around.
"Sarge... It's Spanish" Grif lazily pointed out
"Well, uhh.....there may have been a few...difficulties." Sarge mumbled disappointedly.
*Blues
Church and Tucker headed back to their base, and their third trooper.
Caboose.
"Hello, Church!" Caboose had already started screaming at the returning soldier.
"Goddammit, Caboose, shut up!"
Church was not happy
*A while later
Caboose began walking up to the two talking soldiers, to hear them talking about their relationships.
"I was going to propose to her when I got back, you know, for a surprise."
Church was explaining his plans.
"No, I've never been up for devotion."
Caboose randomly stated.
"My father always said 'Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?'. He was nice and-"
"Woah, woah, woah, buddy."
Church interrupted and approached him, after grabbing his armors chest plate
"Did you just call my girlfriend a slut?!"
"No, dude, he called her a cow"
Tucker joined in from behind.
"Uhh. We need reinforcements. I just want to take Red base and go home."
Church went onto his radio
"Command, this is Blue Base.
We need backup."
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Red vs. Blue. Season one. Project Freelancer.
FanfictionThis is a Red vs. Blue remake with all the same characters, but with a different twist of their personalities, and their lives. The twist is if Project Freelancer happened at the same time as the Reds and Blues were in their Blood Gulch. I've also a...
