Dramione Comedies

Malfoy and Maths

D:My first friend is my dog .....

H:Seriously Mr.Malfoy when did you start thinking about your dog?

D:Probably from the day I started teaching him Maths Mrs.Malfoy

H:God bless the poor dog (sitting besides Draco) So tell me a sum which your dog has answered correctly if there are any?

D:Oh that , there are may when I asked it what 10-10 is it said nothing

H:Oh Draco, both you and your dog have the same IQ

D:Isn't it obvious Hermione me and my dog both have the same IQ because i teach it the only two subject I know Maths and Science.

H:Oh really then do you mind clarifying some doubts I have concerning science?

D:You came to the right person go on...ask

H:Okay first of all what do dinosaurs eat?

D:That's easy Nothing they eat Nothing according to the ones I saw at the museum

H:Hmmmmm Next what's the main change when water turns to ice ?

D:I know the main change is the price 1 goblet of water is 10 galleons but 1 packet of ice is 10 galleons and 50 sickles

H:Are you sure you know your science?

D: I might or I might not but I still know my Maths

H:Okay then if I take two apple from the four you have now how many would you have?

D:Four

H:How can it be four

D:Because I won't give you any

H:What did you say you loathsome idiot

D:Hermione how ill mannered of you to speak to this genius gentleman,simply to your husband like that

H:Genius my ass,seriously was I that stupid to marry this ferret

D:Hermione oh Hermione thank god you got your brain back and realized that you are stupid eventhough it is late

H:You! Malfoy! You don't dare to call me stupid.Lets do a quiz I'll ask you 2 questions and you ask me 2 questions each question holds 50 points.The one with the most points wins the game and the one who looses should admit that he/she is stupid

D:Okay. I'm in. Go on ask.

H:Tell me Mr.Malfoy what's more important the sun or the moon?

D:The moon,because it shines when it's dark.The sun shines when it's light anyway.

H:Wrong,next question

D:THATS UNFAIR!!!

H:Oh is it?Okay.Then tell me what's a Myth

D:Easy,According to the Mr. Smart Boy Malfoy Dictionary a Myth is a female Moth

H:That answer is correct considering the definition in the Mr. Stupid Ass Malfoy Dictionary But according to the Oxford Dictionary it's WRONG So ZE--

D:Okay!Shut up I get it .So now let's check the IQ of Mrs. Smart Ass of the golden trio.

H:Go on check

D:Hem,hem,hem,hem,he-

H:Don't clear your thoughts so much or you'll be unable to ask the question

D:Just shut up and tell the formulae for water

H:H2O (the correct formulae )

D:Wrong,it's HijklmnO

H:What the Blo--

D:Tell me the capital city of America?

H:Washington D.C

D:Correct Correct 50points,hold on can't be can't be! Wrong ! your answer is wrong!

H:Told you you're stupid

D:Okay but if you ask me some general knowledge questions bet I'll win

H:Fine,let's see , tell me something which didn't exist 1000 years ago

D:As always this one and only Draco Lucius Malfoy son of my mother and father and husband of my wife

H:Yeah our ancestors obviously didn't have fool like you at that time

D:See what I meant ,whoo hoo look now whether it's me or you who is loosing

H:Shut up and tell me a sentence using the word 'Bayou'

D:Here goes,I'll bayou a set of accessories tomorrow .

H:Ha ha,nice try but all are wrong.So that means one and only Draco Lucius Malfoy is dumb

D:Don't you dare to call me dumb

H:Yes I dare

D:Merlin's beard!Curse my dog.It made me a stupid,Dumb Foolish Man.