Dramione Comedies

Swimming School

H:Draco don't tell me that you are not ready yet

<<<< Hermione while entering the T.V room>>>>

D:I'm not ready yet Hermione...

H:How many times do I have to tell you to get ready after telling you to do so for the past 2 hours?

D:You'll have to say it for another 16 hours,as you can see dear, I'm watching flint stones right now.

H:Why 16 hours?

D:The day will be over from another 16 hours.

H:SWITCH OFF THE T.V RIGHT NOW!

D:Don't waste your breath Hermione,I'm not listening to you.

H:Alright! I'll save my breath and remove that T.V.You know that I can remove it like I fixed it.

D:No you can't Hermione,I used a permanent sticking charm on it.

H:Well then I'll use reducto.RED-

D:I Okay,okay,I'll get ready,After all I'll anyway have to get ready before you get arrested for damaging the Malfoy household.Oh!and Hermione can we skip the burrow brunch today,Ronny wonny told me that he too would not be coming today

H:Are we going?

D:We are,unless you agree with me and skip it.

H:Why?Are you going to meet another girlfriend?

D:You are jealous,aren't you?

H:Why should I?I know that you are not that handsome for girls to come falling to your feet.

D:I am the most handsome man on earth Hermione,though you don't have the eyes to see it.But anyway it's a girlish friend I'm meeting not a girl friend.

H:Could you please stop talking and hurry up please?

<<<< 5 minutes later>>>>

D:Hermione!Hermione!

H:Now what?

D:Thieves have stolen my things!!

H:Thieves?Where?Where?What have they taken?

D:My Shirt!

H:Why is it made of gold?By the way if they took me how would you shout?

D:You want to know how?like this,"THANK YOU AND GOD BLEES YOU!"

H:Oh is that so,you value your priceless shirt than me don't you?

D:Do you cost more than the shirt?

H:<<<Sniffs>>>

D:Anyway what can I wear now?

H:Wear one of my ball gowns.

D:Why?Do you think that I don't have any more clothes?

H:That's exactly what I want to know.Why on earth were you screaming that your shirt was lost when you have more clothes?

D:It was new!

H:Oh I see.......Could you hurry up without making me waste my breath again!

<<<<15 minutes later >>>>

H:Draco don't we have to turn left to go to the burrow?where are we going?

D:Swimming Classes.

H:For whom

D:For you

H:I can swim though you can't,You are the one who should take this class not me.

D:Okay I will only because you're asking me to

<<<<At the swimming Class>>>>

C:Today there will be a race to select the fastest one of you lot

H:Good luck Draco..

D:I was born with good luck anyway

H:I can see

<<<<Everyone is cheering including Hermione>>>>

H:Stop shivering Draco !

<<<<After the race >>>>

C:The first place goes to Ron Weasley!

D:What that Weasley!How can that be when I reached the end there was no one there.

H:Isn't that obvious you were the last one to reach the end

<<<<20 minutes later while going back home>>>>

H:Aren't you going to meet your girlfriend?

D:I already met her.

H:Seriously!But when?

D:While swimming.

H:You.... go.......on .........dates ....in .....the ......pool?

D:No one would go on dates in the pool,especially a person like me.Why?Do you think I'm gay to do so?.

H:How can dating a girl make you gay you idiot?

D:So who told you that it was a girl?

H:It's you who told that it was a girlish friend.

D:Not only girls are girlish Granger,How come you forgot Weasley who comes right on top of the girlish boys list?

H:Weasley?Ah!Percy?

D:No you silly it's Wonny Ronny.

H:He's not girlish.

D:You still like him don't you?

H:No!

D:Well that means you like me...

H:I did not say so.

D:Yeah you did not say so but you were trying to say it right?

H:Hurry up will you we are already late.

D:Okay,okay,Anyway you said that you like me......!

H:Why?do you want me to like Ron?

D:No I want you to hate him forever.

H:Really?That's much harder than liking you forever.

D:That's what I told,liking me is easier than hating him right?

H:Can you shut up! I meant the opposite.

D:Thank you very much!that means I can talk as much as I want right?since you mean the opposite.

H:For God's sake don't make me waste my breath again!

D:Fine!I don't want to go to Azkaban right now for killing you any way.

H:Surprisingly,you have at least a little bit of common sense....

D:Like I said earlier I was born with good luck......

H:I asked you to SHUT UP!

D:FINE fine,just come down.

H:Sure!

D:Whoo! At last

H:Did you say something?

D:No I didn't.

<<C is for Coach>>

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